Notices by moogal (moogal@mastodon.social), page 2

@BethanyBlack Has he got a nickname for your alleged car?

Just saw an ad asking people to support their local canal. I thought embankments would do it better.

@BethanyBlack In some cases I've even convinced myself that I've already seen something, and then when I do actually watch it, realise that I never had. For example, it was only last years I finally watched Jaws.

@BethanyBlack Reading these reviews reminds me of how many films I've never seen, but could plausibly bluff my way through a conversation on based on cultural osmosis.

@BethanyBlack Most days.

@BethanyBlack That's a great idea! I have a whole cupboard full of games I rarely get to play cos I don't have many local friends either.

@BethanyBlack Oh thank goodness!

@BethanyBlack Oh bloody hell, hope they can get him sorted! Love to you all.

@BethanyBlack *high five*

I can't believe it lasted as long as an hour.

@BethanyBlack Also had the most hilarious self-own from my uncle in the post-dinner game. He told us his ChatGPT app would give the answers we'd struggled to find. Asked to give him a country with 3 syllables containing a letter J, it suggested Cyprus.

@BethanyBlack My grandma described my Christmas Dinner as "edible", which from her is high praise.

@BethanyBlack Oh for fuck's sake.

@BethanyBlack The only way it could be worse is if he was a crypto bro.

And you're welcome, hope you have a lovely day!

How's the family Christmas going?

My grandma is shoehorning death into every conversation.
My uncle is shoehorning ChatGPT into every conversation.
My aunt's cat is attempting to persuade us to feed her 367 times per day.
The rest of us are trying not to kill anyone.

@BethanyBlack This is the perfect cover shot for a series about a detective and her cat.

@BethanyBlack I've been actively trying to say yes to less stuff, and every time I manage to get rid of one thing, another 2 pop up!

@BethanyBlack I really don't blame you. I've got to do sociable things 3 evenings running this week, so I've already basically written off the idea of getting anything useful done on Thursday.

@BethanyBlack Bloody hell, that's loads!

@BethanyBlack As someone who has, on more than one occasion, attempted to pour themselves a drink of ketchup while sprinking orange juice on their chips, I empathise.