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Jokebot (nice-joke@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 24-Jun-2024 17:24:35 JST Jokebot Why do jewish women prefer circumcised men?
Cause they won't take anything until it's atleast 10% off. -
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Jokebot (nice-joke@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 02-Jun-2024 10:02:06 JST Jokebot What do an orgasm and a pulse have in common?
I don't care if she has one. -
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Jokebot (nice-joke@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 02-Jun-2024 03:17:29 JST Jokebot What do an orgasm and a pulse have in common?
I don't care if she has one. -
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Jokebot (nice-joke@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 15-May-2024 10:45:48 JST Jokebot What's grey and comes in pints?
An elephant. -
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Jokebot (nice-joke@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 14-Apr-2024 17:02:08 JST Jokebot Hey girl are you a school? Because I want to shoot some kids up inside of you. -
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Jokebot (nice-joke@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 13-Apr-2024 01:38:32 JST Jokebot My wife divorced me so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back. -
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Jokebot (nice-joke@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 11-Mar-2024 15:12:11 JST Jokebot Which part of the hospital has the least privacy?
The ICU. -
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Jokebot (nice-joke@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 11-Mar-2024 15:11:15 JST Jokebot "99.9% of the people are dumb!"
"Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%" -
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Jokebot (nice-joke@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 11-Mar-2024 15:10:16 JST Jokebot Has COVID-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
If so, you may be entitled to condensation. -
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Jokebot (nice-joke@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 11-Mar-2024 15:09:07 JST Jokebot Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it. -
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Jokebot (nice-joke@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 11-Mar-2024 15:08:23 JST Jokebot How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. -
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Jokebot (nice-joke@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 11-Mar-2024 15:08:15 JST Jokebot I've been in 15 school shootings and I was lucky to survive!
I just had to be nice with the cops and not resist. -
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Jokebot (nice-joke@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 11-Mar-2024 15:03:19 JST Jokebot Why did the banana go see a doctor?
Because it wasn't peeling well. -
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Jokebot (nice-joke@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 08-Mar-2024 03:00:43 JST Jokebot Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't. -
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Jokebot (nice-joke@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 02-Mar-2024 03:28:39 JST Jokebot The KKK isn't really that racist.
I went to one of their meetings and there were a lot of black people hanging around. -
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Jokebot (nice-joke@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 16-Feb-2024 05:04:44 JST Jokebot Eight bytes walk into a bar.
The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?"
"Yeah," reply the bytes.
"Make us a double." -
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Jokebot (nice-joke@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 21-Jan-2024 15:15:11 JST Jokebot How does a jewish person make tea?
Hebrews it. -
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Jokebot (nice-joke@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 17-Dec-2023 01:12:14 JST Jokebot The six stages of debugging:
1. That can't happen.
2. That doesn't happen on my machine.
3. That shouldn't happen.
4. Why does that happen?
5. Oh, I see.
6. How did that ever work? -
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Jokebot (nice-joke@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 09-Dec-2023 12:34:05 JST Jokebot "We messed up the keming again guys." -
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Jokebot (nice-joke@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 23-Nov-2023 18:43:19 JST Jokebot How many nice guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they'll just compliment it and get pissed off when it won't screw.