sorry i yelled THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS when i climaxed
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ThatSexToyGuy (hungry_joe@mas.to)'s status on Friday, 16-Aug-2024 22:41:43 JST ThatSexToyGuy
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ThatSexToyGuy (hungry_joe@mas.to)'s status on Saturday, 06-Jul-2024 23:18:54 JST ThatSexToyGuy
I don't understand why 135mm focal lengths fell out of favour. Look at this absolute nothing photo, and how my 1957 Steinheil Tele-Quinar 135mm f2.8 has somehow made it beautiful.
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ThatSexToyGuy (hungry_joe@mas.to)'s status on Friday, 31-May-2024 02:29:35 JST ThatSexToyGuy
MASTODON WE DID IT WE HAVE A KING CELLIST LET'S GOOOOOOOO
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ThatSexToyGuy (hungry_joe@mas.to)'s status on Friday, 31-May-2024 02:29:35 JST ThatSexToyGuy
I hope it brings Mastodon some pleasure to learn that with the help of just about everyone in the entire fediverse I have secured a kinky cellist to perform in fetish gear.
Thanks to all of you, photos on Thursday :D
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ThatSexToyGuy (hungry_joe@mas.to)'s status on Thursday, 09-May-2024 16:08:49 JST ThatSexToyGuy
Professional request:
I'm looking for a kinky cellist/violinist willing to play background music in full fetish gear for 100 people at a corporate event in Berlin on May 30. Paid, naturally.
Pleas share :)
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ThatSexToyGuy (hungry_joe@mas.to)'s status on Thursday, 09-May-2024 12:22:12 JST ThatSexToyGuy
Hey, professional request:
I'm looking for a Berlin-based burlesque or cabaret performer(s) who have an act that features phones or social media in some way. End of May, in Berlin.
Please share & RT far and wide, this account doesn't get much reach.
Thanks!
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ThatSexToyGuy (hungry_joe@mas.to)'s status on Sunday, 28-Apr-2024 21:32:44 JST ThatSexToyGuy
Great restaurant slogan.
Rejected alternatives include "you'll get what you're given and like it," "eat your dinner or dad will be cross," and "there are starving children in Africa"
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ThatSexToyGuy (hungry_joe@mas.to)'s status on Friday, 12-Apr-2024 21:59:55 JST ThatSexToyGuy
ever procrastinated so hard that you put pigtails in your beard to see if it looked cute? me neither
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ThatSexToyGuy (hungry_joe@mas.to)'s status on Saturday, 06-Apr-2024 16:46:23 JST ThatSexToyGuy
oh no my ratatouille rat is making me have sex with a stranger who is also controlled by a ratatouille rat. we're not even attracted to each other, only the rats are. our eyes meet apologetically for a moment, and then look away, the ratatouille rat has climaxed in my hair
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ThatSexToyGuy (hungry_joe@mas.to)'s status on Friday, 05-Apr-2024 17:14:14 JST ThatSexToyGuy
Here's me taking a picture, and the picture I was taking :)
(Prague)
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ThatSexToyGuy (hungry_joe@mas.to)'s status on Thursday, 21-Mar-2024 18:29:16 JST ThatSexToyGuy
"but i didn't shave"
honey i once ate a curly wurly i found on the floor of a taxi, lie back
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ThatSexToyGuy (hungry_joe@mas.to)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Mar-2024 04:29:34 JST ThatSexToyGuy
sorry i yelled I'M ENTERING MY JIZZ ERA when i was about to cum
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ThatSexToyGuy (hungry_joe@mas.to)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Mar-2024 04:32:25 JST ThatSexToyGuy
I dunno bro, like, 'blood brothers' sounds pretty intense. Can we just be, like, jizz buddies instead? Like, shall we just touch the tips of our dicks together? Shall we make out? Let's make out bro, let's just make out this one time, or you know, whenever. ok no that's cool
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ThatSexToyGuy (hungry_joe@mas.to)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Mar-2024 16:23:28 JST ThatSexToyGuy
me: i need a hifi
hitachi: we can do that
me: cool. now if only i could find a fucking great big vibrator
hitachi: buddy you aint gonna believe this
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ThatSexToyGuy (hungry_joe@mas.to)'s status on Thursday, 07-Mar-2024 20:28:41 JST ThatSexToyGuy
{first date}
me, to myself: don't let her know you're 20 squirrels in a trenchcoat
waiter: for you sir?
me: yeah could i get just like a fuckin bucket of acorns
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ThatSexToyGuy (hungry_joe@mas.to)'s status on Wednesday, 21-Feb-2024 00:59:45 JST ThatSexToyGuy
my back
-not alrightbackstreet's back
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ThatSexToyGuy (hungry_joe@mas.to)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Feb-2024 12:25:05 JST ThatSexToyGuy
"Miyazaki absolutely eviscerating an AI art demonstration" is my new standard for measuring how badly my presentation went
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ThatSexToyGuy (hungry_joe@mas.to)'s status on Friday, 09-Feb-2024 17:57:10 JST ThatSexToyGuy
I want a pet crocodile and he will be called noam chompsky and he will love me
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ThatSexToyGuy (hungry_joe@mas.to)'s status on Monday, 05-Feb-2024 20:31:18 JST ThatSexToyGuy
I wear a top hat while I'm masturbating so if anyone walks in i still look rad as hell
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ThatSexToyGuy (hungry_joe@mas.to)'s status on Sunday, 04-Feb-2024 23:14:35 JST ThatSexToyGuy
for 50 bucks i will go on your ex's instagram photos with their new partner and comment things like "glad you decided to settle for someone a bit more realistic"