Notices by The Wolf of Wallsocket Street dir. Martin Underscorcese (larsfrommars@toot.garden), page 5

EVERYONE HAS TESTOSTERONE DIPSHIT IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR FUCKING ENDOCRINE SYSTEM

this is what it was like after the tower of babel fell

please dont get mad on here. its not worth it. 50% of the people u will talk to click a button that says "toot" to do it

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sometimes im just minding my own business and suddenly someone boosts polish onto the home timeline and its like being struck by an ancient hex

if any of your followers believe in guilt by association i'm blocking you

I'M A PETPLAY PROFESSIONAL CALL THAT THOROUGHLY VETTED

im a full time arms dealer and a legs dealer on the side

we should replace the border wall with one massive hand railing

i enjoy fun and laughter and freshly picked peaches but your thing is fine too i guess

remember content warning discourse. that was so quaint

here is my instance moderation tool. no there's no way to see the uncensored URL on the listing. no there's no receipts. no there's not even a given reason. no there's no way to see what sources are blocking it. yes you kind of just have to take the list on faith. this is the only way we can possibly keep the fediverse safe. give me money to improve this in vaguely-specified ways

metaposting lowers the rent keep it up

what the hell. why is no one talking about this

hey we saw you from across the bar and we walked halfway across the bar and then we walked a quarter of the way across the bar and then we walked an eighth of the way across the bar and then w

I Am Going To Annihilate You

when you try to quote-post a mastodon user on here you're like a three-dimensional person walking past a flatlander

the day google search got rid of pagination was the day the internet died

yikes, unfollowing taylor now. i was a big fan of the private jet stuff but i had no idea about the music

if i just stay up one more hour i will develop a novel synthesis of transfeminist psychoanalysis i can feel it