Notices by JJ Celery (jjcelery@mastodon.ie)

@padraig have a look at your PHP memory limits - bumping it up makes a hella difference

In a hut of an evil witch.

Witch: I see you are desperate. Yes. I will teach you how to make dresses, but this skill will come with a terrible price.
Me: Anything! What is it?!
Witch: You will have to hem them.
Me: That doesn't seem that bad.

Later, at a sewing machine:
Me: That bitch.

[In the distance the witches' cackle carries on the wind.]

[End scene]

#sewing #microFiction