Notices by Wallflower 🌺🎁 (waitnwallflower@beige.party)

My son gave me this song yesterday and said, "This uses Jersey Club music. Was this the type of beat you heard back in your day?" (Like I'm in the Smithsonian.)

Um, child, I was the original Jersey Shore, when MTV played music because it stood for Music TV.
I grew up on the boardwalk.
I had to fight for my right to party.

So, yes.

...

Me today: I've had this on repeat the last 2 miles, walking in the dense fog/mist. Good pace. I like lil uzi.

https://youtu.be/s_TUESTU7_4?si=ScbirXqSjktDQCWH

Now playing

https://youtu.be/Yu-Ulye5Axc?si=JFWs6dLSI0ms7-t1

It's complicated (like me)

Your attention, please.

The sky is BLUE! 💙

From my afternoon walk.
💙

Telling my son over lunch about the time I got drunk (left this part out) while at an event at Paul Brown Stadium and people double dog dared me to sneak onto the field and prove that I could still do cartwheels. Chased by security. Stole a beer button while trying to find my way out and avoid security (left this part out and only thing I ever stole).

He doesn't know this side of me 😂

These almost make winter acceptable.
Almost.

My son put this magnetic man on this chandelier when we moved here in 2013. 11 at the time. (When I went new house shopping, this was the house he said he wanted us to live in.)

I will be heartbroken if I forget it and ever move without it.

It's silly what I can form an attachment to, but behold, magnetic stick figure man hanging out on a nickel chandelier. 💜

It's where I want to be

https://youtu.be/T9Jcs45GhxU?si=RTwK4EwIXslW7Obu

Forgot that I put one of my mom's aprons on for Thanksgiving.
I had to butter up the turkey without any other human to help, in case it got away.
Didn't want raw turkey splashing me.
Was nice to have my mom with me.
No turkey juice splashing. Had total control, like I wasn't alone.💜

Y'all, I swear I may explode.

I hear them whispering and scrubbing something now as if they got paint on something they shouldn't have.

More of me taking pictures of everything

Okay, last one from the dining room for today.

Omg.

Alexa, why have you deprived me of this song for...years?!?!

Yes!

1965 yeah

https://youtu.be/yPNFVj-pISU?si=T9Gu2UkFf-tw8dj8

Thin ice

Eminem and Post Malone in one day for me.

🥰

This is the best half time day eva.

Oh. Da hell.
My son told me Post Malone went country but I did not hear that until this.
Boo.

Give me my bad ass hip hop / rock guy. Not this country stuff.

I wonder how much Post Malone's skin is worth

💙

Fruit salad.

Yummy
Yummy