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Notices by ShowerThoughts (showerthoughts@bae.st)

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    ShowerThoughts (showerthoughts@bae.st)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Jun-2024 18:47:31 JST ShowerThoughts ShowerThoughts
    The moment I fasten the seatbelt, I begin wearing the car
    -hairmot, Aug 2014
    In conversation about 5 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    ShowerThoughts (showerthoughts@bae.st)'s status on Sunday, 23-Jun-2024 23:45:33 JST ShowerThoughts ShowerThoughts
    If both arms were on one side of the body, T-shirts would be called F-shirts
    -An_actual_stalker, Mar 2016
    In conversation about 5 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    ShowerThoughts (showerthoughts@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 22-Jun-2024 09:45:58 JST ShowerThoughts ShowerThoughts
    If having a small penis was really an issue, the "small penis genes" would
    have gone extinct long time ago.
    -Piano1987, Oct 2016
    In conversation about 5 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    ShowerThoughts (showerthoughts@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 13-Jun-2024 11:20:51 JST ShowerThoughts ShowerThoughts
    If it weren't for porn, many of us wouldn't know what a beautiful woman looks
    like naked.
    -[deleted], Jun 2014
    In conversation about 5 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    ShowerThoughts (showerthoughts@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Jun-2024 03:15:15 JST ShowerThoughts ShowerThoughts
    No drug dealer I have ever encountered has offered me a "First One's Free to
    get you hooked" deal, like my school and parents told me would happen as a
    kid. Kind of disappointed.
    -peppersrus, Nov 2015
    In conversation about 6 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    ShowerThoughts (showerthoughts@bae.st)'s status on Sunday, 02-Jun-2024 22:45:10 JST ShowerThoughts ShowerThoughts
    The most tragic victims of irony are the trees cut down to make copies of The
    Lorax.
    -Ghostaire, Jun 2015
    In conversation about 6 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    ShowerThoughts (showerthoughts@bae.st)'s status on Sunday, 02-Jun-2024 08:15:43 JST ShowerThoughts ShowerThoughts
    Every time you upvote someone, you are making their day better, at the cost of
    nothing.
    -andrew688k, Nov 2013
    In conversation about 6 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    ShowerThoughts (showerthoughts@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 31-May-2024 02:15:40 JST ShowerThoughts ShowerThoughts
    Historically, when a new land is discovered and colonized, people eventually
    revolt and win their independence from their country of origin. When we go to
    Mars, it is inevitable that people born there will feel no love for Earth and
    will start a revolution to claim the planet as their own.
    -31415927, Sep 2016
    In conversation about 6 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    ShowerThoughts (showerthoughts@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 27-May-2024 03:15:25 JST ShowerThoughts ShowerThoughts
    I wonder if prostitutes tell their clients "It's been a business doing
    pleasure with you."
    -roflhitler, Sep 2015
    In conversation about 6 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    ShowerThoughts (showerthoughts@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 17-May-2024 15:16:07 JST ShowerThoughts ShowerThoughts
    If you re-watch Tom and Jerry as an adult, all you see is a cat trying to live
    his life and be good for his human whilst a violent and possibly psychotic
    mouse destroys the house, and physically harms Tom on a very regular basis.
    -TheHumpback, Oct 2014
    In conversation about 6 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    ShowerThoughts (showerthoughts@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 16-May-2024 06:15:50 JST ShowerThoughts ShowerThoughts
    Why do people I meet feel the need to tell me about a Japanese roommate or
    Chinese girlfriend they once had in college just because I'm Korean? I should
    just reply by telling them about an Irish prostitute I once had.
    -portajohnjackoff, Mar 2016
    In conversation about 6 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    ShowerThoughts (showerthoughts@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 15-May-2024 23:45:19 JST ShowerThoughts ShowerThoughts
    The charity I donated $10 to a few years back has now fully spend my money by
    sending me cards asking me to donate more
    -AntarcticSeal, Jul 2016
    In conversation about 6 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    ShowerThoughts (showerthoughts@bae.st)'s status on Sunday, 12-May-2024 07:20:52 JST ShowerThoughts ShowerThoughts
    Babies are just a parasitic STD that, after 9months of sucking on a woman's
    nutrients, grows strong enough to leave the womb and instead feed on your
    financial resources.
    -scvannost, Apr 2014
    In conversation about 7 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    ShowerThoughts (showerthoughts@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 22:15:33 JST ShowerThoughts ShowerThoughts
    Elon Musk should come out with a self-titled Cologne.
    -NDoilworker, Aug 2016
    In conversation about 7 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    ShowerThoughts (showerthoughts@bae.st)'s status on Tuesday, 07-May-2024 09:17:13 JST ShowerThoughts ShowerThoughts
    Baby names aren't actually baby names, they are just 'names'.
    -S3w3ll, Jun 2016
    In conversation about 7 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    ShowerThoughts (showerthoughts@bae.st)'s status on Tuesday, 07-May-2024 06:45:44 JST ShowerThoughts ShowerThoughts
    "Sweater" is kind of a gross name for a piece of clothing
    -luckytopher, Feb 2016
    In conversation about 7 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    ShowerThoughts (showerthoughts@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 03-May-2024 13:15:46 JST ShowerThoughts ShowerThoughts
    Old Spice deodorants would make great Hogwarts house names. Wolfthorn,
    Hawkridge, Foxcrest, Lionpride.
    -dothebubbahotep, May 2016
    In conversation about 7 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    ShowerThoughts (showerthoughts@bae.st)'s status on Sunday, 28-Apr-2024 22:15:26 JST ShowerThoughts ShowerThoughts
    Blood I've donated in the past could be in someone's boner right now.
    -mention, Jul 2015
    In conversation about 7 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    ShowerThoughts (showerthoughts@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 26-Apr-2024 09:45:17 JST ShowerThoughts ShowerThoughts
    It's kinda sad that we're in a time where a main selling point in
    advertisements of foods is that they're made with 100% of the "real"
    ingredients that they're supposed to be made up of.
    -PewPewUDeaded, May 2015
    In conversation about 7 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    ShowerThoughts (showerthoughts@bae.st)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Apr-2024 20:15:45 JST ShowerThoughts ShowerThoughts
    The Earth is slowly losing water via Astronaut pee.
    -danielbing1, Mar 2015
    In conversation about 7 months ago from bae.st permalink
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