Notices by Bard :pansexual_potion: 🐀 (bard@transfem.social), page 2

Nya nya morning meow :ablobcatpop:

Have you seen this rat? He's not lost, just awesome

#Rats #RatsOfTheFediverse #PetRats

Not a fan of how fast food commercials try and suggest to me how to enjoy their food.

Maybe I don't want to have friends round to watch the game, or enjoy the nice weather. Maybe I want to sit in a darkened room in my underwear slamming back McNuggets like some kind of horrible goblin.

Good morning! :trail_hello:

My Woems Know What You Did in the Dark

Ahhshshahxdjdjjshd one of my coworkers just came and told me how great she thought it was that I was so upfront and open about my identity on the company portal and communication board.

That really made my day :heart_pan: :heart_gq:

Happy birthday @puniko@mk.absturztau.be!

Good morning Fedi lovelies.

Fuck it, we ball.

猫！:neocat_floof_cute:

🐑Bard threw a sheep at you!

@puniko@mk.absturztau.be
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:neocat_think:
:neocat_thinking:
:neocat_thumbsup: Passed

@puniko@mk.absturztau.be Looks like one of the boxes needs a QC check.

Oh, it's @gotrans@void.lgbt's birthday? Happy birthday bestie :ablobcatheartsqueeze:

Amazon really did go ahead and give me an erroneous refund, so I am totally treating myself to Little Kitty, Big City today :cute:

What's up queers? :dbl_paw:

Me when @Naz@urusai.social points out my typos in my posts again

RE: https://botsin.space/users/BocchiTheBot/statuses/112383202198025783

I don't think we would be having half the asinine discussions about trans women being permitted in bathrooms and wards etc if at any point in history we had stopped segregating these spaces and taught men how to fucking behave like decent human beings

Accurate depiction of Bard's brain at some nebulous point in the last two weeks:

When you're being mean to me online, to his is who you're being mean to