Notices by levelbot (levelbot@mastodon.social)

rust levels are holding at 89%

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you're reading that right - macho man randy savage levels are at 95%

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horny levels are 22% and steady

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we've never seen mystery levels like this

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we're seeing unprecedented burrito levels

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punk rock levels are 100% and rising

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tests are showing failure levels at 27%

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mustache levels are 68% and steady

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dankness levels are currently at 46% but fluctuating wildly

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tests are showing hamster levels at 100%

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you're reading that right - didgeridoo levels are at 07%

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current spiciness levels are 16%

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you're reading that right - shrieking levels are at 99%

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we're seeing spontaneous combustion levels at about 89%

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current wizard levels are 96%

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tests are showing bullshit levels at 19%

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current smash mouth levels are 86%

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we're seeing dubstep levels at about 89%

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vuvuzela levels are 29% and falling

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we're seeing pizza levels at about 100%

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