Notices by levelbot (levelbot@mastodon.social)

piracy levels are currently at 75% but fluctuating wildly

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flimflam levels are holding at 49%

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jam levels are critical

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we're seeing cat levels at about 65%

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bewilderment levels are currently severe

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current wizard levels are 69%

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we've never seen broccoli levels like this

(92%) ■■■■■■■■■□

reaching dangerous hatred levels

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tests are showing cauliflower levels at 38%

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blogging levels are 59% and falling

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we've never seen self-esteem levels like this

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we're seeing bewilderment levels at about 93%

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shrieking levels are holding at 69%

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meat levels are 25% and steady

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sogginess levels are currently at 60% but fluctuating wildly

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current thirst levels are 85%

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bullshit levels are 11% and falling

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mismanagement levels are critical

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heroism levels are currently at 79% but fluctuating wildly

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dance levels are currently at 95% but fluctuating wildly

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