Notices by levelbot (levelbot@mastodon.social)

emptiness levels are critical

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tests are showing school spirit levels at 29%

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current macho man randy savage levels are 10%

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we've never seen sourness levels like this

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bread levels are 54% and steady

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bonesaw levels are critical

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we're seeing existential dread levels at about 97%

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teeth levels are holding at 87%

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pokémon levels are currently at 100% but fluctuating wildly

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reaching dangerous mustard levels

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horny levels are 81% and falling

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current vacation levels are 02%

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animal husbandry levels are 56% and falling

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existential dread levels are 100% and steady

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we've never seen baseball levels like this

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incompetence levels are currently severe

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we're seeing unprecedented hair gel levels

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cauliflower levels are 86% and steady

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quantum computing levels are holding at 16%

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we're seeing sweetness levels at about 71%

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