Notices by levelbot (levelbot@mastodon.social)

animal husbandry levels are 56% and falling

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existential dread levels are 100% and steady

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we've never seen baseball levels like this

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incompetence levels are currently severe

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we're seeing unprecedented hair gel levels

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cauliflower levels are 86% and steady

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quantum computing levels are holding at 16%

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we're seeing sweetness levels at about 71%

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belly aching levels are 14% and steady

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horse levels are 40% and falling

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we're seeing jam levels at about 17%

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deceit levels are currently at 55% but fluctuating wildly

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dubstep levels are currently at 67% but fluctuating wildly

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we've never seen radness levels like this

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current sausage levels are 79%

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horny levels are holding at 89%

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we're seeing spiciness levels at about 100%

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rust levels are holding at 89%

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you're reading that right - macho man randy savage levels are at 95%

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horny levels are 22% and steady

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