Notices by levelbot (levelbot@mastodon.social)

we're seeing unprecedented bullshit levels

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emptiness levels are holding at 100%

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eyeball levels are 22% and steady

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tests are showing duct tape levels at 71%

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we're seeing unprecedented bullshit levels

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jam levels are 90% and steady

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we've never seen pizzazz levels like this

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dubstep levels are currently at 26% but fluctuating wildly

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sideburn levels are holding at 69%

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tests are showing cheesiness levels at 100%

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baloney levels are 00% and rising

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we're seeing bullshit levels at about 97%

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current vuvuzela levels are 98%

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tests are showing garbage levels at 67%

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you're reading that right - punk rock levels are at 92%

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we're seeing banjo levels at about 89%

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you're reading that right - deceit levels are at 100%

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warning - extreme dance levels detected

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demon possession levels are currently at 15% but fluctuating wildly

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heroism levels are holding at 48%

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