Notices by [GAMER] gamer :verified2: (gamer@bungle.online), page 12

she deep on my dish till i pizza?

RE: https://social.besties.house/users/h/statuses/111264569948306899

@lilli@social.xenofem.me is uh, is it supposed to look like that

so the dude who wrote the "zombie survival guide" proceed to become a fellow at a think tank called "the modern war institute"

and then proceeded to write 3 minecraft books

@mia@void.rehab cc @Weeble i feel strongly enough about this to ask for a defed, even if it is just symbolic

@Weeble @mia@void.rehab why not? they already block us you lose nothing here by blocking ubiqueros

nice post
account has blocked meah.

i'll know by tomorrow if i get a job
pray for me to obscure dieties pls

so in bjj apparently you can just like, sit and scoot on ur butt and it's a winning strat cuz if u manage to knock ur opponent to the ground u can do ur fancy ground shit

@mer@cdrom.tokyo hi yes imma need a tag for e621 purposes this is not a joke

@yamako@fedibird.com nice!

@kaia@brotka.st i wouldn't trust this thing as far as i could find any actual, non sponsored reviews on it

@kaia@brotka.st jesus christ the torque this thing needs to generate to get past that wheel size ratio

where did you find this thing? kickstarter?

what even is the direction of minecraft at this point?

you can't just say "survival sandbox" like that means anything

is there a core design team that actively knows where they want the game to go and what the core gameplay experience is?

because aimless updates that disappoint a community is a sign that there is no strong direction, and imo, you need strong direction to make a satisfying gaming experience

let's take other survival sandboxes

rust's core direction is anarchy, survive on an island where anyone is friend or foe, build bases that are always raidable but do your best to sustain your story on this island (at least before it wipes anew)

subnautica has a thread of story that is aided by both setting and mechanics. the direction is that of exploration, you want to experience the depths of the ocean, you want to find out what happened to you, the game makes it clear that that is the intended direction

how about non sandbox games?

monster hunter's direction is kill monster, upgrade gear, repeat. done. monster hunter has been a high quality series due to this strong direction

dark souls? all y'all fuckin queers know the damn direction of this franchise. tight, punishing gameplay, environmental story telling, and a big world that acts to constantly push you through events and story beats

going back to minecraft...

make nether portal, get eye of ender, go end, bada bing bada boom what next

i've heard this idea that minecraft's direction, at least under notch (like him or hate him), is tight, interconnected systems creating emergent gameplay. recent updates have shown that the new systems they're introducing are not at all interconnected nor are they tight, and there's no direction for what the fuck these updates are even for

@mer@cdrom.tokyo i got scared that was a pawussy at first

@blobcat@wetdry.world that doesnt count cuz that's nvidia carrying mojang's lazy ass

@blobcat@wetdry.world mojang rly out here rewriting rendering engines yet cant find the time of day to add more than one mob per update

@blobcat@wetdry.world mojang when i showcase some new mobs (i kidnap their families) and start a new mob vote (they pick the one who lives)

mojang will announce shaders in the next update, then take 11 years to ship that update because there are -14 developers in mojang

mojang employees when their wife is getting an update (pregnancy complications) and the have to do a mob vote (choose between the wife and the kid to save)