Notices by Vee (veroniqueb99@mastodon.social), page 2

When a wolf realizes he lost a fight and has no chance of victory against another, he decides something unexpected: he offers his jugular vein to the victor as if saying "I lost, just end it". But at that moment the victor decides to freeze. Something in his DNA tells him that the survival of the species is more important than the satisfaction of eliminating a rival. A perfect balance. No 'winner' or 'loser', they both just walk away and life continues. We cal that humbleness.

Detained by airport security for a luggage check. While waiting for it, a sniffer dog kept sniffing the bag. She was sure she wasn't carrying any illegal substances, so she imagined 7749 scenarios where drug dealers might have targeted her to frame her. They opened her luggage to find a packet of dog treats— snacks she had bought as a gift for her dog at home.As she was leaving, she heard the security officer scolding the sniffer dog: "Can you be more serious? We haven't cut your salary at all"

No chocolate FOR YOU! 👨🍳

Measurement unit differences between the U.S.A. and most of the world.

Bwahahahaha!!!!

Egg prices at grocery stores in the U.S. have hit record highs, leading the Department of Agriculture to seek egg imports from countires like Germany, Sweden and Italy.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/us-egg-hunt-europe-ease-prices-home-rcna198694?cid=sm_npd_nn_fb_ma

I loved you before it was cool.... 🥰

It was a cactus but still...

The Florida Growers Association has associated oranges and orange juice with "Florida" in the minds of Canadians since the 1980s. However, a recent shift in sourcing by Canadian importers has led to the purchase of Brazilian oranges, resulting in a 50% decline in the price of US OJ concentrate. This development is reported in Canadian industry news as a consequence of Canadian buyers shifting away from US goods. US industry news describes this shift as a natural correction in commodity prices.

@HistoPol 🤣🤣🤣

@HistoPol 🤣🤣🤣 only one of my absoute all time favs!!! 💓

@HistoPol I'm nothing if not direct. History is going to be a bloodbath. Our children are going to carry this shame.

This is 100% Nazi shit. The way they nonchalantly approach her, take her backpack and cuff her... if the entire country isn't in the streets then we're ok with it. TERRIFYING.

https://www.tiktok.com/@bostonglobe/video/7486208668413807918?q=arrest%20in%20sommerville&t=1743112863353

So... golf of Mexico or golf of America?

Pro tip: Don't ask to borrow someone’s tape measurer.

At the edge of our universe, 13.4 billion light-years from here, in a galaxy that was formed right after the Big Bang, we have just detected ... oxygen.
Makes astronomers take a surprised breath.

Image: European Southern Observatory

https://eso.org/public/news/eso2507/

well I don’t sag I just ripple...🤣

cr: Paul Tavernor Art

"To all our good friends overseas who might need a little sign of love and hope. 'We are with you'
Inktails Mouse x 🇬🇧
🇱🇷 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 🇦🇺 and everyone good across the world x"

...thanks Paul.

Metzger

Clever...

Time for the Old Timers to get up.