Notices by I'm just Frank being Frank (justfrank@mas.to)

I haven't been at ease ever since Gloria Estefan's musical warning years ago that the rhythm was going to get me

Yes, I'm delusional but it's by choice.
I mean, have you seen reality lately.

They say to stop, drop and roll if your clothing is on fire. It's also a great way to get out of awkward conversations at social events.

But have you ever chugged one of those plastic barrels of cheese balls?

I've been told that where there's a will, there's a way.
Will, if you're reading this please show me the way.
Thanks, Frank

It's not the heat, it's the stupidity.

Weaponize kindness, make sure everyone in your path gets hit with some.

When you're smiling
When you're smiling
The whole world wonders what's wrong with you.

Whenever I hear someone say "let's face it." I think to myself, apparently you have never had to face it before or you wouldn't say such a thing.

It's ice cream o'clock

Smile at random people.

You can be extraordinarily kind to people, no one can stop you.

Just remember, today is the first day of the rest of your whatever the hell this is.

Took a nap, woke up, went outside and it was 90⁰. Scared the crap out of me, I thought I'd slept through the rest of Spring.

My doctor said that I should consider eating smaller portions, so I switched from eating a whole pizza to eating a whole bag of pizza rolls.

Had a doctor's appointment today, my wife went with me. I don't think I ever got the chance to say anything to the doctor at all. If they didn't need a blood sample, I could've just sent her and stayed home.

Don't offer a lecture to a person who needs a hug.

Remember, you don't have to attend every argument you're invited to.

The last time I visited a church, a bunch of people gathered around me and asked if they could lay hands on me.
I asked them if they meant in a "taking me out for dinner and drinks first kinda way" or in a "I'm going to be filling assault charges kinda way.". Everyone walked away from me.

I just want a kinder world than this.