Notices by Victoria (laptopkitten@kitty.social)

"Good morning"

Wrong!

*Turns the lights back off, closes the blinds, and tucks you back into bed*

:nkoSmirk: Here, catch.

:YasSphere:

:nkoScared: W-Wait, don't shake it like that! It's g-

:neocat_floof_explode:

British people like Doctor Who because it fulfills their fantasy of getting to go on adventures. Americans like Doctor Who because it fulfills their fantasy of having a doctor.

Sad mastodon user: "I really be going thru it rn"

Fedi: 34:blobcatsadhuggies: 5:ablobsadpats: 20::blobcathuggies:

What the mastodon user sees: 59⭐

Rotating a ferret in my mind

⚠️ Attention anarchistcrimedoers.social users ⚠️

At approximately 15:48 CST, the feds upstairs came down to request a copy of our user database. While the database is encrypted with an MD5 algorithm, the stickynote on the desk with the decryption keys was also borrowed. We strongly encourage our users to change their 2fa codes, IP addresses, and linked emails. We sincerely apologize for the inconvenience.

Hbomberguy :ms_handshake_clw: Santa

-bald
-bearded
-delivers once a year then hibernates for 364 days
-never been seen in the same room as the other
-lives in a made up country

@mametsuko@mk.absturztau.be peak yuri

Today, I will spin the Yaseen

:patsyassie:

Puppygirls be like:

paws at you

paws at you -source?
paws at you -source plz
paws at you -proof?
paws at you-cite source plz?


Catgirl who made it up:

:blobcatgooglynotlikethis:

Julia lore: Julia is shrinking

RE: https://eepy.moe/notes/9m1djj30u7ejwoct

Dating a guy who's in the IDF specifically so you can cheat on him is praxis

@mia@void.rehab Joe Rogan: Do they make fox noises or do they speak english?

What if you wanted to go to heaven, but god said

@yassie_j@0w0.is pain

@yassie_j@0w0.is Welshpixie's point is even stupider than that. Her argument is that even if it's not slurs, it LOOKS like slurs :blobcatsipglare:

@eris@akko.disqordia.space Nice photoshop. That second one is clearly amogus (My brain is broken, please disregard)

@eris@akko.disqordia.space Oh shit! This did NOT age well lmfao

Honestly, fedi nerds are the worst people to commit crimes with. Y'all are way too eager to confess to shoplifting and drugs and shit for clout. You guys would absolutely post the getaway route for 4 likes and a boost.

@natty@astolfo.social ooh, which one?