Notices by hazel (h@social.besties.house), page 3

hey anyone wanna give me ~80$ its urgent (need a friend to get on a greyhound bus to leave family asap and its pretty far so that shits expensive) its urgent and the only way i can receive it soon enough is on my deadname paypal and i cant give that out publicly please understand
#mutualaid boost plx
i MIGHT even be able to pay it back cause ill be sending an invoice soon but those take too long to get in my bank account and this is urgent

what the heck

my girlfriend is so beautiful

masto dev told me “Mastodon does not serve remote public profiles to unlogged users, they are redirected to the remote instance profile URL.” to tell me the issue i made about mastodon.social and other instances that don’t block most LLM scraping user-agents being easily used for scraping other instances is invalid- umm no you are wrong lol

will never get over someone thinking the friend group of all ages (currently like 15 to like mid 20s i think?) made in 2021 is a polycule thats so unbelievably funny. “friend groups? you mean- you mean a polycule?” only on fedi

any moment now

bullying the status checker into submission

I kinda just don’t care what the OSI thinks <3 https://hazy.sh/blog/i-dont-care-what-the-osi-thinks

what the hell

thank god straight people aren’t real

@maia maias interest is not worth much

@rishisunak sunak are you lying about your distro of choice in order to win over the nerds or what

@rishisunak :arch_linux: :arch_linux: :arch_linux: :arch_linux: :arch_linux: :arch_linux: :arch_linux: :arch_linux:

https://the-feds-and-in-particular-the-man-himself-joe-biden.areunderyour.skin

unfortunately, the pet name "pumpkin" has a different meaning in trans circles

whenever i get a follow request from someone and they look like they might be a normal person its an instant block

@yassie_j @rishisunak what do we do about this

The Woke Left is so obvious: Linux users switch from X to Wayland just as Elon Musk creates the bastion of free speech X ...

"woahh are you trans or were your parents just really good with names"

why is [something i dont understand very well] like that..

40 minutes later .....I understand now