Notices by [realhackhistory@home]# (realhackhistory@chaos.social), page 4

What am I looking at, the on-screen graphics department must have just read the script and shrugged
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These guys are bringing their drinks into the bathroom with them but draw the line at an "audience".
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Wired 🤝 NSA
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Is this guy just waving around VHS porn tapes at work
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Oh yes we are enhancing grainy CCTV footage
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"I dropped a logic bomb through the trap door".
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Well in THAT case, let's get hacking!
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This system literally puts them behind seven (different network) proxies.
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This is such an awkwardly sexually aggressive movie and is that how you are meant to hold a cigar, there is so much going on here
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Everyone acting like Hugh Jackman's character is wearing a dirty potato sack as clothing because he isn't in a weird silk suit.
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So the plot line of having to hack for some mad organized crime boss to get money together for a custody battle in court isn't terrible.
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Is the rest of the movie just everyone rolling down the side of a steep, rocky hill, endlessly
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Hang on, let me get my calculator and I'll need a whiteboard and some markers
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Ah so there's a secret DEA bank account from undercover drug money laundering from the 80s, of course.
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"Sorry Steve, but that's clearly 5 people standing and sitting, did you forget to put in your contact lenses again this morning"
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Dude is routing his connection through Belgium twice (!) and then Luxembourg, so you know he's serious.
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I did not expect this weird "ethernet cable view" of his packets going through the basement of the university.
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1.2? Come on now, Worm Generator Tool v.1.3 is the better option and we all know it. The worms are uh, slimier to get dropped in the trapdoors much more easily.
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Am I wrong to hope for an ASCII art worm on screen wriggling about at some point
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What kind of crazy bulletproof laptop is the Senator working with here lol
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