Notices by Kyaru as a Service (ahhhhhhoniichan@snug.moe), page 2

@puniko And? :neocat_floof_cute:

the floof comes from caffeine (lie)

@puniko having a cup of Epsi in the morning?

@puniko I would try it if I wasn't a light weight. Lol

@puniko I have already waited for 6 months... it just suddenly got worse recently.

@puniko well, I see a doctor about it in about a week, so I guess we will see what happens :neocat_googly_woozy:

@puniko I am actually dizzy, yes :neocat_googly_woozy:

@puniko :neocat_googly_woozy: hmm

@puniko am woozy irl due to medical issues :neocat_googly_woozy:

@puniko :neocat_googly_woozy:

@puniko :neocat_googly_woozy:

@puniko Kuru Kuru :herta_speen: is on auto Kuru Kuru :herta_speen: today due to medication :blobcatgoogly:

How are mew :herta_heart:

@puniko good meow meow meownyan :neocat_pat_floof::herta_speen:

@puniko Kuru Kuru :herta_speen:

@puniko :neocat_boop_woozy:

@puniko you are better than me, I just go Kuru Kuru :herta_speen:

@puniko but you can get headpats! patpatpat :neocat_pat_floof::neocat_pat_floof::neocat_pat_floof:

*I read that as Puni can't communicate at first

@epsi I’m thrilled to announce that we’re implementing a mandatory, high-touch wellness initiative: you are now legally required to receive headpats. 🚀

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@puniko typos are a good indicator that you are not AI (most of the time)

@puniko mew mew 2 :neocat_pat_floof:

@puniko mew mew :neocat_pat_floof: