Notices by Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid) (astrid@woem.space), page 4
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Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid) (astrid@woem.space)'s status on Saturday, 14-Oct-2023 14:09:29 JST Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid) qtcreator? isn't that just estrogen? -
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Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid) (astrid@woem.space)'s status on Friday, 13-Oct-2023 04:43:29 JST Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid) is it yuri if you share a bed with a girl and kiss her good night every night and cuddle and put your face in her cuz shes rlly soft and sniff her hair which has a nice shampoo aroma and bite her ear and kiss her again and talk about programming languages and current events all night and you can't sleep because she's so interesting and cute and pretty and warm and -
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Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid) (astrid@woem.space)'s status on Thursday, 12-Oct-2023 09:00:24 JST Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid) this job app has not been updated in a decade 💀💀💀💀💀 -
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Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid) (astrid@woem.space)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Oct-2023 18:10:10 JST Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid) my gender is a parameterized hyperplane in the gender hypercube
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Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid) (astrid@woem.space)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Oct-2023 08:07:15 JST Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid) boys with long hair 🥺 -
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Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid) (astrid@woem.space)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Oct-2023 00:33:06 JST Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid) Actually, using a bottom as a password generator is inherently insecure because you are revealing the password to the bottom as well. That's why you should blindfold and earplug them so they don't see or hear the password, tie them up so they can't take those off, and fuck their brains out so they forget what it was!
The moans they make when you do that are also a good source of entropy for your RNG. -
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Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid) (astrid@woem.space)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Oct-2023 20:39:55 JST Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid) fediblock is a psyop by ICANN to force more domains to be registered -
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Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid) (astrid@woem.space)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Oct-2023 10:21:33 JST Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid) @mia @icedquinn I failed mine even though I was making 200% profit, because I could not increase that number any further to make year over year profit -
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Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid) (astrid@woem.space)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Oct-2023 07:26:40 JST Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid) kali, parrotOS: do be evil
qubes: intel VT-d inside -
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Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid) (astrid@woem.space)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Oct-2023 07:26:39 JST Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid) pop os: the ultimate gaming machine
steam os: the ultimate gaming machine
windows: the ultimate bloat machine
red star OS: the ultimate juche machine -
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Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid) (astrid@woem.space)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Oct-2023 07:26:38 JST Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid) Raspberry pi OS: I'm a little devboard, short and stout
Android: this is my handle and this is my personyally identifiable information spout -
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Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid) (astrid@woem.space)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Oct-2023 07:26:37 JST Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid) MacOS: what if UNIX, but expensive?
Alpine: Glib Considered Harmful
Void: Systemd Considered Harmful
iOS: User Considered Harmful
ChromeOS: Computing Considered Harmful
TailsOS: CIA Considered Harmful
TempleOS: CIA [racial slur]s Considered Harmful -
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Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid) (astrid@woem.space)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Oct-2023 07:26:36 JST Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid) FreeBSD: Free BSD
MacOS, alternatively: Expensive BSD -
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Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid) (astrid@woem.space)'s status on Monday, 09-Oct-2023 20:14:57 JST Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid) Hhfbdbdjdbjcsjjhfjcbznxnbcxbzdbbncncbcbsnzmsncncbfhzhsjcbxjskd -
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Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid) (astrid@woem.space)'s status on Monday, 09-Oct-2023 16:30:21 JST Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid) conservatives: "they're putting litterboxes in schools for kids who identify as cats!"
reality: the litter boxes were actually for kids to relieve themselves in during a protracted multi-hour school shooting -
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Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid) (astrid@woem.space)'s status on Monday, 09-Oct-2023 16:30:18 JST Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid) @ente https://www.9news.com/article/news/education/jeffco-schools-have-emergency-buckets-where-people-can-pee-during-lockdowns/73-481198424 -
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Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid) (astrid@woem.space)'s status on Monday, 09-Oct-2023 14:47:13 JST Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid) arch linux: move fast and break things
nixos: move fast with stable infra
debian: don't move
gentoo: movecc
ubuntu: move fast and snyap things
fedora: m'lady
kylin: mao fast and zedong thingsIn conversation from woem.space permalink -
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Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid) (astrid@woem.space)'s status on Sunday, 08-Oct-2023 04:25:12 JST Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid) @novenary @chjara @xerz hi3861, it's a 160MHz microcontroller for TVs
That seems to be the only core they've produced so far thoIn conversation from woem.space permalink -
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Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid) (astrid@woem.space)'s status on Sunday, 08-Oct-2023 04:15:11 JST Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid) @novenary @chjara @xerz I think they don't want US companies to share designs or techniques with Chinya
But tbh it's not like banning cooperation is gonnya help anything because Chinya is still gonnya make risc-v chips on their own, with or without American designs...In conversation from woem.space permalink -
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Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid) (astrid@woem.space)'s status on Saturday, 07-Oct-2023 08:58:13 JST Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid) @lain but in order to do that they would have to prove the Havington Bounciness Lemma and we all know how hard that one is to prove In conversation from woem.space permalink