Notices by Saethelred the Unsteady (sethrudy@c18.masto.host), page 2

Parenting means your kid yelling “colossal squid loves jellybeans!” makes perfect sense in context

Me: I need to freshen my wardrobe! Branch out! Be bold!

Also me: these three slightly different gray shirts should do it

All this “become ungovernable” stuff floating around and the only ones actually doing it are the Supreme Court

It took like one year of historically low unemployment for conservatives to say no more abortions, you must have children, and also those children should work in factories

Ginger is a strong flavor. Why does “gingery” mean spicy, peppery, bold, but “gingerly” means “delicate,” “careful” etc.? Are they actually unrelated? And why am I asking here instead of looking it up?