Notices by Brian Jopek (brianjopek@mastodon.world), page 3

I just read a rundown of what happened today between the Mango Mussolini, J.D. Dipshit and Zelenskyy. This summarizes it nicely. Holy shit.

It’ll start with immigrants and over time, it’ll then be people like me voicing opposition to the Mango Mussolini and his goons.

Holy fuckerballs. 😳

And these are the “law and order” guys? The same assholes who want you locked up for stealing a loaf of bread, but they’ll bend over backward to make sure their own guys can commit actual felonies without so much as a slap on the wrist? The party that wants you thrown in jail for an overdue parking ticket, but their congressman can literally beat a woman senseless and still show up for work the following day like nothing happened? - Godless Engineer

Cartoon by Joe Heller.

Cohen for the win.

Cartoon by Michael de Adder.

Someone in the U.S. Army was thinking.

the late-19th-early-20th century was the era of the robber barons. there were maybe a half dozen morbidly wealthy dudes — old white men with names like Vanderbilt and Carnegie and Rockefeller — and everyone else was cordially invited to go fuck themselves, as they fought each other to catch the table scraps thrown by the plutocrats. - Jeff Tiedrich
https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/elderly-golfer-shits-the-bed-in-batshit?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR3MVkiaS6t7KGk9dNB9qfZM2tqOUNpih_ZM712vTQtLmi2DMuVsMtPOgy0_aem_Xm7a63SLTPbUJxhAj_gOdw

The first woman to fly a combat mission as a Marine Corps F/A-18 Hornet fighter pilot sums it up.

I hope so. Fucker.

Indeed.
#Idiocracy

Cartoon by Joe Heller.

Well, President Adams, do I have something to tell you!

Something from one of FDR’s vice presidents from an interview published in the 9 April, 1944, edition of The New York Times.
#IFuckingHateNazis

These fuckers.

“Elon Musk’s U.S. DOGE Service is seeking access to a heavily-guarded Internal Revenue Service system that includes detailed financial information about every taxpayer, business and nonprofit in the country, according to two people familiar with the activities, sparking alarm within the tax agency.” - Washington Post
https://apple.news/AoTpQCKVbQquVcFhxn7TB2w

And counting.

imagine being so fucking fragile that you’re triggered by Greta Thunberg.
what a dick Couchfuck is, comparing the influence of a teenager with a bullhorn to that of the wealthiest asshole in the universe. get back to me when Greta Thunberg owns her own social media hellhole Nazi bar, and then we can talk about their relative influence. - Jeff Tiedrich

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/jd-vance-lectures-germany-be-nice

In today’s episode of “Thank you for your service. You’re fired!”

Some history on a Saturday.

“When the Nazis came to power in 1933, the German constitution guaranteed freedom of speech and freedom of the press. Through decrees and laws, the Nazis abolished these civil rights and destroyed German democracy. Starting in 1934, it was illegal to criticize the Nazi government. Even telling a joke about Hitler was considered treachery. People in Nazi Germany could not say or write whatever they wanted.” - encyclopedia.ushmann.org
https://encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/article/nazi-propaganda-and-censorship?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR3W1D-J7NnLmgf2HmUuHmVyxnep0GOOrmnuB9hr9Scnm2VwYOP9ig738VQ_aem_UjkrXjtSYG6i-C-gY2AtuA