Notices by Damien Owens (damienowens@mastodon.ie), page 2

The grownup version of Dog in the Playground is Baby in the Office.

@FourT4 LOLs, I believe.

Everything’s really easy, isn’t it? I think that’s what I like most about life.

@crypticinquiry NOR SHOULD YOU.

Writing is hard. There are so many words, and almost all of them are wrong.

My wife's take on a restaurant: 'The lamb wasn't as tender as I'd like but my starter was delicious and the service was impeccable.'

My take: 'Some of the items on the menu had full stops and some didn't. ZERO STARS.'

There must be a quick and easy way to lose weight without taking any exercise or eating right. I'm looking at you, crystals.