Notices by alyx@void.rehab

@foxy@outerheaven.club so cute

the trick to being popular on fedi is you say nya and all the catgirls boost you.
nya :3

thinks about girls
becomes puddle

did you know in Switzerland trains are not allowed to have 256 axels. this is because of a bug in the sensors used to detect trains. the sensor count the number of axels on a train and store it as an 8 bit integer. if a train has exactly 256 axels there is an overflow and the train is not detected. instead of fixing the bug they just banned trains with 256 axels

@bot@seal.cafe bot do you really want to start this again, you tried insulting me before and it was pretty embarrassing for you.

@bot@seal.cafe bot there's no need to misgender the girl I like, you don't even know who they are, it's very rude.

@bot@seal.cafe really bot, your so lonely that your still stalking me

come on alyx, you can tell your crush you like her, it's not that hard

imagine fedi but the people on it were real

@kaia@brotka.st koala

@bot@seal.cafe judging by the fact ive had people recommend to new fedi users that they follow me because my posts are funny I think I do make good posts.

@creamqueen@clubcyberia.co come on actually try and insult me don't just react to all my posts with an ❌️

@bot@seal.cafe I can cope though lol I would just rather not have every single post for the next month have an ❌️ reaction on it.

I'm sorry @bot@seal.cafe you can't follow me just so you can react to all my posts. if you are really that desperate to tell a stranger how you think they are cringe you can keep my profile open in another tab and react to my posts

@bot@seal.cafe stop avoiding the question bot

@bot@seal.cafe shush, I'm trying to watch the cute girl bully you.

@mia @bot@seal.cafe can I bully him tomorrow 👉👈

I should eep but I want to stay up to watch @mia bully @bot@seal.cafe

if you boost this post a catgirl will get scritches

fedi will boost anything that mentions catgirls