Aah some relatable content

My work has its own AI chat bot. Today they gave me a test to do so I just got the chat bot to answer all the questions and got 100%. Like what are we doing here? What’s the point? I could have stayed in bed.

They came from a land down under

Old MacDonald had a (data) farm. Ai Ai Ai oh.

A weird thing about having a newborn is that I’m not sure when I’m supposed to brush my teeth because I don’t have a bedtime now

Well this changes the tone

Are Bluesky people upset that a venture capitalist is now in charge of the platform built on VC money?

If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?

I posted an article about Discord’s age verification and ties to Palantir in the only Discord server I remain in, in order to make other people aware and hopefully start a conversation about moving elsewhere and it got exactly zero responses so I’m not exactly confident about that.

Here is a list of people I toot for:

The ladies
The fellas
The people that don’t give a fuck
The lovers
The haters
The people that call themselves players
The hot mamas
The pimp daddies
The people rollin’ up in caddies
The rockers
The hip hoppers
And everybody all around the world.

Evergreen

Spending £800 on headphones to listen to #BlackMetal demos that sound like they were recorded on this

Nobody saw this coming

You don’t get a medal for leaving Twitter in 2026. Just leave quietly and hope no one notices you were there.

Get in losers, we’re going on a road trip

What’s the worst hold music experience you’ve ever had? I was once forced to listen to “Footloose” 12 times in a row.

Uncool of the year to sneak in one more Monday morning.

We just baby-proofed the house. There’s no way a baby is getting in now.

It’s tomorrow y’all

I’m sure we can all agree