Notices by Ashley (ashley@tooters.org)

SCOTUS: states know best

Colorado: yes, exactly..as you see here..

SCOTUS: no not like that

#USPOL

@jwhevans @emarktaylor @nfl his instance is doing maintenance 😬 he’s on bluesky though

@Jerm omg I forgot he was on the Ravens

What murder is JJ Watt solving after this halftime?

#NFL @nfl #ChampionshipSunday #Playoffs #KCvsBal

Am I a packers fan now??

#NFL @nfl

Pop-tarts are just hand pies

Fight me

They have to take Love out right?

#NFL @nfl

Cris maybe don’t say fired up in a sentence with Hill 😬

#NFL @nfl

Happy Festivus!

Getting my aluminum pole out of the basement

There needs to be a word for when you get all comfy then realize you forgot something and need to get up

Driving schools should teach how to park in lots

Oh god Jason Garrett for this game?!

#NFL
@nfl

Me: I hate inflated decorations

Also me: ……………….fuck that’s cute

It’s cool you can be mad at the people who haven’t taken down Halloween decorations, people who have put up Christmas decorations, and people with inflatable turkeys equally

Lotta men care about whether a young man (Caleb Williams) was crying on his mom in the stands.

How does someone crying affect you? Move on, Bozos.

I really like Greg Olsen as an analyst. Didn’t at first but the more he does games the better he gets. Going to be sad if Tom really does replace him (I doubt it)

#NFL @nfl

It’s the witching hour :witches_town: #NFL @nfl

Love ain’t dead

Via Mina Kimes 🤖

Ew don’t say sexy dexy, Chris #NFL #SNF

💯 this would happen to me