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Aster (asterism@ni.hil.ist)'s status on Saturday, 01-Feb-2025 00:23:29 JST Aster
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I should track down the person who does these because they all are so fun.

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Aster (asterism@ni.hil.ist)'s status on Saturday, 01-Feb-2025 00:23:29 JST Aster

🧞♀️ :neomouse_3c:
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1. A girl wearing an emo shirt is approached by a genie, the genie grinning says, "I'm an Evil Genie! and I'll grant you one wish! But be warned: be not specific and I'll grant the exact opposite!! haha!!." The girl thinking says, "Hmmmm... I want a lot of straight boyfriends" The genie goes, "hah! you fool! I'll give you lots of gay girlfriends! hahaha!" She is then surrounded on both sides by a goth girl, a punk girl, a pastel goth girl and a metal girl. She smiles mischievously because this was exactly the outcome she wanted and she laughs, "hehe"
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Aster (asterism@ni.hil.ist)'s status on Saturday, 01-Feb-2025 00:23:28 JST Aster
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GRS- is the artist she apparently uploads them to danbooru they also have a reddit and a bluesky I guess

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Aster (asterism@ni.hil.ist)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 02:18:49 JST Aster

feels very fedi lol
In conversation about 2 months ago from ni.hil.ist permalink
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1. A six panel comic. Panel 1: a man in a hoodie with black hair and a beard is talking (flirting?) with a redheaded woman wearing a tanktop and shorts. The woman is sitting high up on a table. drinking something. man says, "How com you're sitting up there" woman, "I just like being elevated" man responds, "Oh, like a cat kinda" panel two we get an xray view of the womans brain where it is revealed she is a mech being piloted by a cat. the cat thinks, "Oh crap, is he on to me!?. Panel three woman responds, "Hehe .... Don't be ridiculous!" panel four man responds "What's the matter? Are you hiding something" We get an xray of the mans hoodie where it is revealed that the man is really three otters the otters talk amongst themselves, "Great going Terrence!" "Throw her off, and then she'll never suspect our true identity" panel 5 zooms into one of the otters who replies "haha, yeah she can't find out we're definitely three sea otters" panel six we get an x-ray of that otter revealing it is actually two raccoons they talk amongst themselves, "Damn it Ricardo! That was sus af. What the Hell!?" "I panicked!"
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Aster (asterism@ni.hil.ist)'s status on Thursday, 07-Nov-2024 22:27:21 JST Aster

:neomouse_nom_cat_nervous:
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1. A cat girl is angry, she is biting someones arm and saying, "Who the fuck told you that you were done patting me?"
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Aster (asterism@ni.hil.ist)'s status on Monday, 04-Nov-2024 23:49:37 JST Aster

:neomouse_pat: :neomouse_hold:
:neocat_hug_mouse_heart: :neomouse_peek_bread:
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1. Why do we have hands? [ A picture of hands with question marks ] There are many reasons: [A hand patting the autism creature (like a 4 legged cute big eyed thing)] Pat the Autism creature [A hand holding the autism creature] hold the autism creature [two hands making a heart around the head of the autism creature] cherish the autism creature [a fist full of dollars being handed to the autism creature] forefeit all mortal posessions to the autism creature.
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Aster (asterism@ni.hil.ist)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jul-2024 00:51:45 JST Aster

:neomouse_bottom:
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1. The peak of a mountain or hill. A little awning has been built to protect folks from rain the awning has a sign that says "Autism Peak" Caption, "What if we kissed at Autism Peak?"
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Aster (asterism@ni.hil.ist)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jul-2024 21:29:29 JST Aster

:menherapeek:
In conversation about 7 months ago from ni.hil.ist permalink
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1. An purple haired anime character with a long braid wearing a blue suit. text: "are you a boy or a girl?" I'm in your walls.
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Aster (asterism@ni.hil.ist)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Jun-2024 07:08:21 JST Aster
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@socketwench I boost this every time I think of it. Which is often enough lol

In conversation about 9 months ago from ni.hil.ist permalink
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Aster (asterism@ni.hil.ist)'s status on Sunday, 28-Apr-2024 19:34:43 JST Aster

There is one side plot involving side characters I kinda hated though. tbh

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Aster (asterism@ni.hil.ist)'s status on Sunday, 28-Apr-2024 19:33:59 JST Aster

Well I finally finished this one.
I found it mostly really funny though it got pretty cute about half way through too.

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Aster (asterism@ni.hil.ist)'s status on Sunday, 28-Apr-2024 10:55:13 JST Aster

mood
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1. A woman is dismayed and crying, she says,"uuuuh ... I love boobs so much, but they're so far away"
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Aster (asterism@ni.hil.ist)'s status on Sunday, 28-Apr-2024 10:55:09 JST Aster
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lol, I can't even.
MC is yelling, "I wanna get tendinitis from feeling boobs!"

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Aster (asterism@ni.hil.ist)'s status on Sunday, 28-Apr-2024 10:55:07 JST Aster

mood, lol
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1. A short haired girl happily saying, "I Wish I could be a bra."
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Aster (asterism@ni.hil.ist)'s status on Sunday, 28-Apr-2024 10:55:04 JST Aster

Definitely not currently reading the manga titled, "Breasts are my favorite things in the world"

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Aster (asterism@ni.hil.ist)'s status on Sunday, 28-Apr-2024 10:55:03 JST Aster
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Asking the important questions.
In conversation about 10 months ago from gnusocial.jp permalink
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1. A girl with long black hair asks, "What would you do if Boys had breasts ... Theoretically ... What would you do?" A short haired girl responds "I'd get them to let me feel 'em" Long haired girl responds, "You really don't discriminate, huh?"
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Aster (asterism@ni.hil.ist)'s status on Thursday, 14-Mar-2024 08:26:16 JST Aster
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Evidently this is an ad from the 1940s.
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1. A jester is standing in a field opposite a woman in a blue and yellow jumper. He is grabbing yarn from out of a rainbow. The ad states in a large font "I've robbed the rainbow to make you GAY" Jester Wools for Gayer Garments. The ad reads in a smaller font the following. I've matched Nature's own glorious tints in my lovely range. Follow my instructions and these soft, warm, silky textured Jester wools will “Never Shrink from a Wash." 1 To knit the Jumper shown here : - get Jester Publication No. 1019
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Aster (asterism@ni.hil.ist)'s status on Thursday, 14-Mar-2024 08:26:16 JST Aster

Was looking at vintage ads and found a couple of fun ones.
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1. Ad for a TV special reads. Shows a kid sitting at the table with a bowl of cereal next to a suburban dad wearing glasses and presumably his mom Ad reads: The day my kid went Punk. What do you do when your bright, loveable, talented kid turns into a punker overnight? The Nelsons are about to find out. ' ABC After School Specials TOMORROW 3PM 4PM
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Aster (asterism@ni.hil.ist)'s status on Thursday, 25-May-2023 04:00:27 JST Aster
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- Survival is Insufficient
@ItsTrainingCatsAndDogs @socketwench
god that's fucked

In conversation Thursday, 25-May-2023 04:00:27 JST from ni.hil.ist permalink

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meowderator of nya.hil.istmouse girl :neomousebottom: I am autism :neomousedevil:31 yrsI post a lot during work chaos witchdms are cool.I play guitarpretty sure I'm funnyVegan because I believe animals are not lesser than humansanarchist because fuck authorityAlso I have an academic interest in religions and folktales so expect lots of thatIf you are in MN we should connect.HRT 06/17/24Pfp is a mouse girl with brown long hair. mushrooms are growing on her head.

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