Notices by 🐟🐠🐡🐙🦑ptoothfish🦑🐙🐡🐠🐟 (ptoothfish@mastodon.nz)

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nObOdY wAnTs To WoRk AnYmOrE

nobody wants to be locked up indefinitely for poverty and destitution related crimes, and forced to work as slaves for mega corporations anymore

i really should obtain a fipper zero and learn how to use it before they are (even more) illegal

flip it zero!

i met an ex-Tesla customer in real life on saturday and they confirmed everything i had heard about the dogshit car they were glad to be rid of

we cleaned the house for visitors and THEY'RE ACTUALLY COMING 😅 hope i remember how to behave

here, let me un-google that for you

don't be evil (until we have total market share)

#2024PtoothfishBookReviews

Kurt Vonnegut - Slaughterhouse 5, or The Children's Crusade. A duty dance with death.

A re(re)-read i started on the flight to Auckland last week while i was sulking about the loss of the other paperback I was reading about war & time-travel.
Well anyway I had forgotten how cut-up the storytelling was with 4th-wall breaks from the author. It's very quirky & effective (if you care for KV's opinions on this or that, which I do)

oh it's kurt's birthday! so it goes

head empty no thoughts just (good) vibes

they literally CLOSED the restaurant so he could LOOK LIKE he was working in it

there isn't a more perfect metaphor for him, his presidency, campaign, and life

do the people trying to destabilise and seize government by accusing govt of being in control of, for eg, "the weather" realise that if they succeed THEY will be the government in charge of the weather? do they realise that the weather won't get any better?

rittenhouse definitely has a face that gets more brickable with age #uspol #violence

when your unrequited crush has you blocked #uspol

the wealth created by millions gushes ever upwards like a fountain of our life's blood while the rich bathe and cavort in it, always looking for new arteries to sever to maintain the flow. all that trickles down is the wretched piss of their disdain.

"i'm not weird! i'm not weird!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob #rpb #uspol #dril

#uspol #pol

MAGA sowing vs MAGA reaping, etc

I lost a debate in high school once, and so they burned the school down. Just no more school, after that. So what is happening to the USA now is completely understandable. #UsPol

calling them “rubber bullets” or “foam projectiles” is incredibly misleading

they should be considered “rubber coated” at best

the core is still a slug of metal, so all the coating does is reduce the penetrative capability

the trauma inflicted is still arm-, rib- or skull-fracturingly massive

imagine being beaten half to death with a rubber-coated hammer. do you care that it was rubber coated?