Notices by Wolfe Silver (wolfe@terrible.city), page 2

furlong = an eighth of a mile

pint = a half of a quart
= a half of (a quarter gallon)
= an eighth of a gallon

furlongs per pint = (eighths of a mile) per (an eighth of a gallon)

cancelling out like terms we get

furlongs per pint = miles per gallon

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fuck landlords? please don't, they don't deserve to have fun

"the only acceptable number of nazis is 0"

idk i think we should have exactly 1 nazi whose job is to stand in the public square in front of city hall and be ridiculed by passerbys

"This page looks better in the app!"

idk, random tech company, sounds like that's more of a you problem