Notices by Lawprofblawg (lawprofblawg@mstdn.social)

You cannot determine whether you saved or cost money based solely on one side of the ledger.

Example: I saved my household $2K by not paying the mortgage.

People are starting to poach eggs.

https://www.cnn.com/2025/02/05/us/pennsylvania-egg-theft-hnk

Congratulations to President Musk for successfully fighting....inflation.

https://apnews.com/article/tesla-musk-recall-cybertruck-e78b0f3421c538a3f0bb4bba0bda0549?utm_source=copy&utm_medium=share

Some people are now thinking the murder of the UHC CEO was a professional hit.

As I've said before (and others have been disagreeing with me), murdering people for profit is wrong.

#Satire

Morality lessons from those who have cheered death elsewhere and chastising people about celebrating the murder of a CEO is...huh.

I'm against both. I've been shot at more than once. I don't think the purpose of society should be killing people. I make no exception for profits.

As the dictatorship rounded up intellectual enemies of the state, panic set in. People pleaded for their lives.

But the conservative law professor chided them. His last words were "you are all being hysterical. They are probably just taking us on a field trip!"

#Satire

We ran 80,000 simulations.

The white male faculty candidate from Yale and a Ph.D. from Harvard got the faculty vote in 79,999 of them.

FASORP sued our simulations.

#Satire

Trump better be careful, or he's going to lose the Associate Dean vote next.

Happy Father's Day out there to all the kind, decent fathers out there. #FathersDay.

To my own, I thank you for teaching me the hardest lessons of life by being a terrible example.

#FathersDay.

Company: Pick a password.
Comp: No, a stronger PW.
Comp: Stronger!
Comp: You used that PW 8 years ago.
Comp: Finally. Now do 2FA and select pics that don't show monkeys.

*Five minutes later*

Comp: We regret to inform you your data has been breached and posted to the dark web.

Students,

A reminder that graduation is not a time for politics. It is a time to celebrate your successes.

We are fortunate to have Justice Alito as our commencement speaker this year...

#Satire

SCOTUS: Alito asks, "of course the President is not an officer, but is he a gentleman?"

#Satire

If you're tweeting today that AR-15 isn't the problem and that it's not even the most powerful gun or that 2nd Amendment rights shall not be abridged or AR stands for armalite, I already understand you think that gun is far more important than the lives lost repeatedly to it.