Notices by ★ Kobi LaCroix ★ (kobilacroix@jorts.horse)

Three new characters. They’re all roommates.

You get UBI, your landlord jacks up your rent, so your UBI ends up going to your landlord.

That’s stupid. The government might as well just give money directly to landlords.

But wait, that’s also stupid. The government should just provide free housing and put landlords out of business.

Capitalism mutilates our bodies everyday with overwork, environmental hazards and toxins, untreated illnesses and injuries, junk food and junk medicine, but the only time they call it mutilation is when we choose to modify ourselves in ways that hurt their profits.

The thing that I think is scary about JK Rowling is that she went from 1990s liberal to 2020s fascist without changing a single opinion.

As far as I’m concerned, if the effect of your words on one issue is the strengthening and legitimizing of fascism, then it doesn’t matter how right you are on other issues; you don’t deserve to be heard.

Every statement that a person puts out into the world is a testament to the kind of world they want to live in. If you have shitty takes on trans people, then I don’t want to hear your good takes on imperialism, because I will not be able to forget that they are part of your desire to build a world that is hostile to my comrades’ and my existence.

Norman Finkelstein’s anti-Zionism is as worthless as a Nazi’s anti-Zionism, because those are the people he’s giving ammo to with his fascist “trans cult” rhetoric. Get in the trash, bitch. That’s my final take.

Evil wizard: “I’ve just turned you into a hideous monster!”

Me, trying to hide my euphoria: “Oh, no!”

Evil wizard: “And it’s permanent!”

Me: “Oh, woe is me!”

Evil wizard: “Why the hell is your tail wagging?!”

Me: “Fuck.”

Stop worrying about automation taking your job and start fighting the system that requires you to be employed in order to survive.