Notices by Thomas H. Ptacek (tqbf@infosec.exchange)

Top of the orange site front page.24 comments. NINETEEN OF THEM ARE ABOUT ACTUAL PHYSICAL COOKIES.

“When I saw the title and graphic I assumed it would be an article about conflict over cultural/language imperialism.”

That's REAL. I didn't make that up.

You definitely couldn't do that opening in 2023. Or 2013, or 2003. Still: this could work out.

I forgot Corey Feldman was in this. Pressing ahead anyways.

OK, my kids (both adults) haven't seen Gremlins, and I haven't since I was like 12, but I am still confident that is the second most important Xmas movie. Could suck! Could transcend! Will report how this goes.

Holy shit that is a young Corey Feldman.

It's really easy to predict which characters are going to be eaten by gremlins.

You can't just ask for the dog! That's not how tort law works.

I guess this movie predates drunk driving.

I think Phoebe Cates just said "when everyone else is opening up their presents they're opening up their wrists”.

CHEKHOV'S SWORD ON THE WALL

Ok the mom in this is bad-ass. Her kill count is 3 so far, including Gremlin Kill of the Week in the microwave, and now she's dual-wielding.

Shouldn't they reproduce when they come into contact with snow, too?

*J*O*N*A*T*H*A*N***B*A*N*K*S*

Phoebe Cates is now serving the gremlins at the bar. Also: beer apparently does not cause them to reproduce.

Hell yes, flashdancing gremlin

OK, my feeling is: this movie held up.

@vaurora In other words, I'm doomed.

Apropos a case before the Illinois Supreme Court: is a SQL schema a file format? There's a right answer to this question.