Notices by Pacific Standard Nick (nickgates@friendsofdesoto.social)

My son needs a better way to eat persimmons

@GrimmReality can't be kind to the rest of humanity unless you're mean to nazis

Sometimes I feel like I miss out by not being into sports. This is one of those times.

My face is so cold

I was hoping that shaving my beard would reveal wrinkles so I could look my age but nope still look like a kid

Shaving off the beard for my Halloween costume

Or

How to freak out my family

@farah have you considered feeling terrible about it

@farah [faints in leftist]

I got a call from a 202 number (Washington DC). I answered it, hoping I could tell a politician to eat my entire ass, but it was just a telemarketer asking if I was interested in selling my in-laws' house

Swifts! Circling above my house!

Madonna And Void

Really hurt that you didn't include me in your heist at the Louvre

@HG when you talk about the Bay Area are you thinking San Francisco or like further afield like Monterey

@HG there's always tons to do in The Mission, but it's getting more and more gentrified. The Sunset is worth it for all the various Asian foods.
If you go across The Bay, there's a whole-ass pinball museum in Alameda, almost all of which are playable. Berkeley is great. For the outdoors, go to Point Reyes, although that's way more fun around Christmas, when the Elephant Seals arrive

@HG @skinnylatte also I've rarely partied in Napa, but there's a Spanish castle in Calistoga with wine tours, and the tour guide we had was 100% the guy in Futurama with boneitis

@HG frankly just follow @skinnylatte and ask her

@HG @skinnylatte 2. Omg okay, this is where I miss living in Vallejo. There are lots of state parks in Napa and Sonoma; I'm a fan of Sugarloaf Ridge and Robert Louis Stevenson. Mt Diablo in Contra Costa (East Bay). Mt Tamalpais in Marin. Any/all of Golden Gate NRA; I really like hiking to all the old military posts, nike sites, and bunkers there.

#SitLikeAHumanSunday

Also who wants a post apocalyptic graphic novella where the protagonists are chickadees
https://falseknees.com/comics/24ink1.html

Interviewer: are you ever embarrassed about where you're from
Me: well, sometimes https://mastodon.social/@onlmaps/115266613127761167