Notices by Nick, but an hour earlier (nickgates@friendsofdesoto.social)

Goddammit

@schratze (although that depends on how you define exactly what is and isn’t a shark)

@schratze THERE WERE SHARKS BEFORE THERE WERE TREES

I'm hearing about people's conservative neighbors taking down their "let's go Brandon" signs

But you have my word that I'm never ever taking down my "let's fuck Brandon" sign

He finally won 100% of a popular vote

I made an impulse purchase

@beecycling @GreatestTrek hot take: Enterprise is okay

Okay but would you rather have to face a bear

Or Gul Dukat

I was looking at Amtrak for our trip to San Diego, but it would involve:

Traveling for 18 hours with a little kid
Arriving after 1 AM with the same little kid, and Amtrak is always delayed
Changing trains late at night in Los Angeles

I don't wanna fly, but I don't really have a lot of choice here

If I fly it's 90 minutes

High speed rail would be super nice rn

Also it is absolutely bonkers how huge California is

@theropologist @mudboot i have a T-shirt with him on it

@theropologist @mudboot and unionized Quark's Bar

I cannot lie

@RickiTarr Also if you're like me, your representative in Congress is making excuses for Israel

@RickiTarr my rep is a "blue dog" democrat so it's like having a Republican

The only good cop is one who quits his job to do literally anything else

Found the loophole

Okay but if you could hang out irl with a Mastodon-Famous person, who would that be