Notices by Nick with autocorrect off (nickgates@friendsofdesoto.social)

My last client had too much Axe™️ body spray on

one car MONORAIL CAT bound for DALY CITY now arriving

#FilentFriday

Disclosure Day but the main character is Zefram Cochrane

Look what my son found in his kiddie pool #bugs

This ear of corn has... a conjoined twin?

I didn"t get my own picture (thanks Merlin and my shitty iPhone), but i saw a pair of black-headed grosbeaks walking home from getting tacos yesterday!
#Birds

@skinnylatte thats too many dollars

How are we going to balance the city budget without the deeply discounted taxes from the Torment Nexus facility??

When your preschooler makes his own birthday cake (guided, and with assistance by, his aunt)

A reminder that Light Gary and Dark Gary will always be engaged in their battle

What if Animal Farm, but social democrat

The worst kind of financial counseling session is when i have to ask in the middle of it, "do you think you might have a gambling addiction"

The Federation would have given Chewbacca a medal, a command of his own, and a universal translator.

Whats that flower #bloomscrolling

@skinnylatte this happens with me and my toddler all the time now

@skinnylatte
Him: is this spicy?
Me: no, try some
Him: [nom]
Him: [crying] my tongue hurts

@skinnylatte
Me: what will you be like as a grownup?
Him: i'm going to eat spicy food

Im really tited pf my iphone autocorrecting me, so ive turned autocorrect off. Not sorry abour yhr typos.

It's so comforting hearing owls hooting from my bed.