Notices by Not Richard, but Nick (nickgates@friendsofdesoto.social)

Today's Microsoft voice mail transcription:

Ja mein name ist darf inch da gern sehen ich gib mir call my number ist Serbien aus Serbien fickt for two userband for it IBFPS as a member of credit union so please thank you so much

The actual call is... not that. But the caller has a Filipino accent, which it doesn't like?

I don't know if you've ever suffered abuse from someone that everyone likes, but you feel crazy when you try to say how hurt and angry you are because of that person

THOSE WEIRD #MUSHROOMS ARE BACK

It's Borealopelta

Not that any of you asked
https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/115833222990210526

I'm jealous of everyone who gets to leave 2025 before me. I have another 75 minutes here!

Happy New Year, midwesterinos

Oh shit I need a lemon and a penny

I was looking through my pictures from this year and I found this picture of Wesley with airplane ears
#catstodon #AirplaneEars

Northern Californians or Northern Nevadans: do you know a good place in the #Sierra to take a little kid #sledding ¿

Gonna take The Boy, drive to Point Reyes, and watch some elephant seals

If I can get him up

"Do you wanna find some elephant seals?"
[shakes head no]
"Should we all just go back to bed?"
[nods head yes as only a toddler can do]

Okay we're up and willing! But one of us is still a toddler.

Less than an hour later than we meant to leave! Alright!

#aaaaaaaaaaaaa

The National Weather Service is decorating California for Christmas. It's wild weather night. #cawx #christmaswx

It's a Fall Asleep Listening To The Rain night

Okay so I turn around and there's my son, my wife, and my sister in law doing various Peanuts dances and I guess I can tolerate it

Me: let's watch A Muppet Christmas Carol

The Boy: I want to watch Peanuts

And this begins the lifelong enmity with my son

[speaks into tape recorder] Muppet Star Trek, and Wesley is the only human

You have something that my associate and I want very badly
#catstodon