Notices by None Pizza Left Nick (nickgates@friendsofdesoto.social)

#Section31

This opening shot is the Mirror Universe Boimler farm?

Okay so I’m giving in and watching #Section31

Terran politics aren’t like this. Don’t you become emperor by killing the previous emperor? #Section31

“Why does this looks like a video game “ — my wife #Section31

Oh wow this exposition is terrible #Section31

Fuck you get Rachel Garrett out of this movie #Section31

Veronique duFranc okay #Section31

“I’m already so confused” —my wife

We’re like 10 minutes in #Section31

So is this a screwball comedy? #Section31

This is the Batman Forever of Trek #Section31

Why is the fake Vulcan Irish?? #Section31

This is really chaotic in a really uninteresting way #Section31

Ithink I have motion sickness #Section31

What a terrible fight scene #Section31

Wait, the Eugenics Wars? Omg #Section31

I think an AI wrote this #Section31

But but but #Section31

With every other bad Trek, you can tell they were swinging for the fences. #Section31 was made by people who gave nothing but indifference.

The cinematography and editing choices are… uh… terrible #Section31

I still don’t know anything or care about any of the supporting cast #Section31