Notices by Mandu 🥟 (yurnidiot@mstdn.social)

Ambiguous petting

#Caturday

Drive-thru service for VIP (Very Important Paws)

#Caturday

"Wait... something’s not right here."

#dogs

Shhh... just let the orange consume you.

#Caturday

The taller it is, the more cones it requires. It's physics or something.

#food

🐱 #FindtheCat

"Pack light. Bring only the essentials."

The essentials:

When you’ve evolved but still can’t be bothered

#Caturday

Paper beats cat

#Caturday

Gotcha you little stinker! Time for your bath.

#Caturday

Attack mode... cancelled. Play it cool instead.

#Caturday

Strike your enemy when they least expect it.

#Caturday #dogs

Dammit, my cover's been blown! Act cool, act cool...

#Caturday

Water is moving. Therefore, I must smack it.

#Caturday

China doesn’t just build bridges, they build fear simulators.

This isn’t a cat, it’s a sentient cotton ball with attitude

#Caturday

🐱 #FindTheCat

Every cat owner needs to do this.

#Caturday

You scared it away!
No, you did!
No, YOU did!

#Caturday

Guess that one way to get around DMV censors