Notices by Dottore Chi (selfsame@tiny.tilde.website)

The Onion please buy the New York Times next

Ghost in the Shell sounds like one of those recipes where you like crack an egg inside your pancake or something

insurance company: ok so you pay us almost as much as you pay in rent every month
me: uh ok.. and then you pay for any health care I need?
insurance company: Ahhhaha no. No
me: ..
insurance company: no we pay like half the bill.
me: ..
insurance co: well it's actually very interesting you pay the first $5000 of bills every year then we start paying a percentage
me: ....
insurance co: if we like the bills

Oh you own a small business? Like what, selling little hats to mice?

like, what is this

if I had to guess I'd say rainwater that fills the chassis which is definitely a thing you want to have your car do

Cyber truck forums:

Anybody else find liquid leaking out of cyber truck?

Some kind of water pouring out, should I brimg it in?

Why is truck water sweet?

WARNING stop drinkimg the cyberwater. details in thread

no no no *you* can't freely scan through the collected works of humanity, that right is reserved for the large language models.

Kamala boasting "the strongest most lethal army in the world" to raucous applause, the Democrats are warhawks salivating at the endless suffering we inflict on the world.

I love this kind of thing from like a sci fi perspective, like imagine thousands of years after sea levels have risen 100 feet your tribe consulting the machine oracle that keeps directing you to find something called "Benadryl" and occasionally says things like 'lead is good for you'

they should break Google up into a bunch of regional 'baby googles' like they did with AT&T Bell

me, reading these headlines

guitaur

asking the Magic 8 Ball which email program to use

I think it's funny that companies let their programmers use whatever programming language has caught their fancy. You want to rewrite our core business systems in dooki-lang? Ok sure just tell HR how many dooki engineers you'll need to hire

'copilot' is a very funny name for an AI because imagine you were trying to fly an airplane and the pilot next to you was pressing the wrong controls 20% of the time and was saying things like "planes don't actually need wheels to land"

the ideal toot is not really funny, more like 'humor adjacent'

@technomancy not getting this one!

WaLua 5.4

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