Oh you own a small business? Like what, selling little hats to mice?
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Dottore Chi (selfsame@tiny.tilde.website)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 13:50:32 JST Dottore Chi -
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Dottore Chi (selfsame@tiny.tilde.website)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Sep-2024 22:54:28 JST Dottore Chi like, what is this
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Dottore Chi (selfsame@tiny.tilde.website)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Sep-2024 22:54:27 JST Dottore Chi if I had to guess I'd say rainwater that fills the chassis which is definitely a thing you want to have your car do
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Dottore Chi (selfsame@tiny.tilde.website)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Sep-2024 04:57:49 JST Dottore Chi Cyber truck forums:
Anybody else find liquid leaking out of cyber truck?
Some kind of water pouring out, should I brimg it in?
Why is truck water sweet?
WARNING stop drinkimg the cyberwater. details in thread
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Dottore Chi (selfsame@tiny.tilde.website)'s status on Thursday, 05-Sep-2024 07:58:15 JST Dottore Chi no no no *you* can't freely scan through the collected works of humanity, that right is reserved for the large language models.
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Dottore Chi (selfsame@tiny.tilde.website)'s status on Saturday, 24-Aug-2024 01:30:41 JST Dottore Chi Kamala boasting "the strongest most lethal army in the world" to raucous applause, the Democrats are warhawks salivating at the endless suffering we inflict on the world.
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Dottore Chi (selfsame@tiny.tilde.website)'s status on Tuesday, 20-Aug-2024 05:08:52 JST Dottore Chi I love this kind of thing from like a sci fi perspective, like imagine thousands of years after sea levels have risen 100 feet your tribe consulting the machine oracle that keeps directing you to find something called "Benadryl" and occasionally says things like 'lead is good for you'
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Dottore Chi (selfsame@tiny.tilde.website)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Aug-2024 06:39:37 JST Dottore Chi they should break Google up into a bunch of regional 'baby googles' like they did with AT&T Bell
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Dottore Chi (selfsame@tiny.tilde.website)'s status on Thursday, 01-Aug-2024 04:08:50 JST Dottore Chi me, reading these headlines
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Dottore Chi (selfsame@tiny.tilde.website)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jul-2024 00:20:40 JST Dottore Chi guitaur
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Dottore Chi (selfsame@tiny.tilde.website)'s status on Thursday, 04-Jul-2024 05:44:00 JST Dottore Chi asking the Magic 8 Ball which email program to use
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Dottore Chi (selfsame@tiny.tilde.website)'s status on Saturday, 08-Jun-2024 05:47:34 JST Dottore Chi I think it's funny that companies let their programmers use whatever programming language has caught their fancy. You want to rewrite our core business systems in dooki-lang? Ok sure just tell HR how many dooki engineers you'll need to hire
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Dottore Chi (selfsame@tiny.tilde.website)'s status on Monday, 03-Jun-2024 05:20:51 JST Dottore Chi 'copilot' is a very funny name for an AI because imagine you were trying to fly an airplane and the pilot next to you was pressing the wrong controls 20% of the time and was saying things like "planes don't actually need wheels to land"
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Dottore Chi (selfsame@tiny.tilde.website)'s status on Saturday, 25-May-2024 05:34:37 JST Dottore Chi the ideal toot is not really funny, more like 'humor adjacent'
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Dottore Chi (selfsame@tiny.tilde.website)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Mar-2024 10:32:11 JST Dottore Chi @technomancy not getting this one!
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Dottore Chi (selfsame@tiny.tilde.website)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Mar-2024 08:22:35 JST Dottore Chi WaLua 5.4
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Dottore Chi (selfsame@tiny.tilde.website)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 01:10:23 JST Dottore Chi clown_makup.png
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Dottore Chi (selfsame@tiny.tilde.website)'s status on Thursday, 07-Mar-2024 03:56:25 JST Dottore Chi SCP-3754
SCP-3754 is a scary room in the science facility. Inside the room is a [redacted]. The scientist must go into the scary room to [redacted]. The scientists must not look at the [redacted]. Every night at dinner the scientists tell their families how much they hate their job at the facility where they have to go into the scary room with [redacted]. Their spouses say "maybe you should take some time off? Let somebody else [redacted]?" The scientists say they'll think about it.
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Dottore Chi (selfsame@tiny.tilde.website)'s status on Sunday, 25-Feb-2024 11:23:06 JST Dottore Chi thinking about this thing I do on planes where I don't turn on my TV but instead watch the TVs of the seats in front of me
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Dottore Chi (selfsame@tiny.tilde.website)'s status on Saturday, 24-Feb-2024 00:57:53 JST Dottore Chi 3 phone interviews this morning