Notices by SkepticatTheDemocrat🥥🌴💙 (skepticat@mstdn.social), page 3

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First president to be banned from social media.

First president to refuse to ensure the peaceful transfer of power.

First president to have their home searched for official national security documents.

First former president found liable of sexual abuse, defamation & business fraud.

First former president criminally indicted (also the second, third and fourth).

First former president with a mugshot.

First former president to await a jury’s verdict as the defendant in a criminal trial.

Needless to say, it's gonna be a long day here. >''<

We have recorded rain on 16 of the past 20 days. Can someone tell Seattle to come get this?!?

My roses!

I'm in my fuck Harrison Butker era, even though I'm a Chiefs fan.

I hope he gets booed LOUDLY at the season opener!
Narrator: He won't. It's Kansas City.

I really don't care to approach the neighbors with issues, so I renamed our wifi: Maybe Calm Down With The Goddam Leaf Blowing, Joe.

Fun New Facts!

If you run for office, you should edit out some parts of your life story like...

having BRAIN WORMS or shooting puppies.

~...a raw diet? If you mean cookie dough, then yes, I do a raw diet.

#SilentSunday

When a woman or girl goes missing in the woods, no one assumes it was a bear.

Never on pants!

Is it possible to feel like a garage sale?

@LikeItOrLumpIt Ready?!! 😁🥳

They nominated Ken, but not Barbie? Irony is dead, buried, and danced all over.

Never my concern

Sharing from elsewhere because 🔥🔥🤣

Stand uppy and less hatey are why I drinky. 😂

It's the weekend. ☕️

Last year could have been an email.

I'd really like to see the terms and conditions for 2024.