Notices by Karen Dalton-Beninato ☑️ (kbeninato@mstdn.party)

He literally thinks he bought the country.

Today would have been my friend Mac's birthday, aka Dr. John. He loved sitting on the deck and watching the crazy-ass goose chase the ducks around.

Weekend Update was full of incoming cabinet zings, but they fall flat when each candidate is more of a joke than the last: Elon, Gaetz, RFK Jr., Noem. We're headed toward a post-parody reality.

US Department of Defense Secretary: Good to meet ya. [shakes hands]

Department of Health and Human Services Secretary: I get your No Handwashing thing, but you may want to wipe them on your pants - I just killed and ate a squirrel in what's left of the Rose Garden.

Government Efficiency Co-Secretary: Grok.

Secretary of Interior: I just killed another dog.

RFK Jr.: Dibs!

[curtain bow] "The Aristocrats!"

Trying Out Twitter '08

#MastadonMigration '24

What's the German word for I don't want to watch analysis of the fall of everything by the people who pushed it off the cliff?

Thinking about Dad on Veteran's Day. Surreal to think that so many of us are second generation fighters of Nazis now.

Into the woods. #SilentSunday

Contributing to the vibes with Bonnie Raitt and Dr. John at the Grammys by Rick Diamond, for Bonnie's birthday.

I am grateful for this place, free of the howler monkeys of future shadow president Elon Musk. It's not everything, but it's something.

The Saints have fired coach Dennis Allen. Tomorrow, the country fires Trump from polluting the national psyche. Onward!

Trump is suing CBS for $10 billion over a 60 Minutes interview with Kamala Harris that made him look as awful as he is.

Putin is suing Google for $20 decillion, more money than exists, for telling the truth.

Elon Musk is suing advertisers for not wanting to advertise on his cesspool.

Bezos' WaPo editorial cowardice cost him a quarter million subscribers.

The bro fragility...

Elon Musk steals the America handle on Twitter, uses it to call Kamala Harris The C Word, deletes it two days later.

Masterful trolling, way to win the women's vote with the election a week away.

Kamala HQ posted this whole bonkers rant - When your best weapon is your opponent's logorrhea, you're winning.

Very much enjoying Cher's endorsement of Madam President - imagine the inauguration outfit possibilities!

Colin Allred at Ted Cruz debate: "If you don’t like how things are going in Washington, he’s responsible for it. He’s introduced this type of angertainment where you just get people upset and then you podcast about it and write a book about it and make some money on it."

Enough AngerTainment.

Swirly sky night, hope yours is a good one.

It's not just amazing that Trump is running for president after everything in the Jack Smith filing. It's amazing that he's still at large.

VP Candidate JD Vance smiling vacantly as Tim Walz talks about the January 6th crowd chanting "Hang Mike Pence" seems like words aren't making it into his ear holes.

Open letter that the press should have learned in Katrina: It's not looting when there's no water and the ruined store has some.