Notices by Karen Dalton-Beninato ☑️ (kbeninato@mstdn.party)

Michelle Obama will be skip Donald Trump’s inauguration. Good for her, Trump skipped Biden's. Now is not the time for window dressing a travesty.

Sun in the grove.
#SilentSunday

One of these things is not like the other:

Mexico's President Claudia Sheinbaum to the idiotic proposal to change the name of the Gulf of Mexico — a 17th century map. “We are going to call it América Mexicana. It sounds pretty, no?”

Mark Zuckerberg, whose wig is entirely made up of cadaver pubic hair, has announced that Meta platforms will no longer fact check.

"Jimmy Carter was that all too rare example of a gifted man who also walked with humility, modesty and grace." Kamala Harris eulogizes a wise and kind man, who history will remember as one of our best presidents.

Just a normal day here on the Gulf of America.

Reads news of the United States wars on Panama, Greenland and Canada.

Just kidding the newspapers are gone.

Merry, Merry to Mastodon!

His nickname was Rapey McForehead, a statutory rapist who almost became Donald Trump's Attorney General. And that's why you should never be anywhere near a Republican.

[Future generations passing on the deep knowledge.]

A gentle suggestion for photo editors, whenever possible use a picture of literally anything but Trump on articles about his stupid rantings. Is he threatening Panama? Show the canal. Is he bitching about Canada? Picture of maple syrup. Anything but that face makes the articles shareable.

LOL, No.

He literally thinks he bought the country.

Today would have been my friend Mac's birthday, aka Dr. John. He loved sitting on the deck and watching the crazy-ass goose chase the ducks around.

Weekend Update was full of incoming cabinet zings, but they fall flat when each candidate is more of a joke than the last: Elon, Gaetz, RFK Jr., Noem. We're headed toward a post-parody reality.

US Department of Defense Secretary: Good to meet ya. [shakes hands]

Department of Health and Human Services Secretary: I get your No Handwashing thing, but you may want to wipe them on your pants - I just killed and ate a squirrel in what's left of the Rose Garden.

Government Efficiency Co-Secretary: Grok.

Secretary of Interior: I just killed another dog.

RFK Jr.: Dibs!

[curtain bow] "The Aristocrats!"

Trying Out Twitter '08

#MastadonMigration '24

What's the German word for I don't want to watch analysis of the fall of everything by the people who pushed it off the cliff?

Thinking about Dad on Veteran's Day. Surreal to think that so many of us are second generation fighters of Nazis now.

Into the woods. #SilentSunday

Contributing to the vibes with Bonnie Raitt and Dr. John at the Grammys by Rick Diamond, for Bonnie's birthday.