Notices by Emily Velasco (mle_online@social.afront.org), page 20

Don't let her apparent innocence fool you. While she was peacefully sleeping on the vcr, my bedroom held a terrible secret: She had gotten up on my makeup table and let loose a torrent of diarrhea. She got it all over the lamp i keep there, and then dribbled it on the carpet as she walked down the hallway. What a mess

Lettuce, ever striving to be feral, has nevertheless accepted that a warm VCR is a nice thing on a cold morning

It works perfectly!

Another e-waste excellent find: this USB webcam brand new, unopened in its original packaging. This is actually very fortuitous because I requested one of these for work and my request was rejected. It's a good thing we didn't buy one!

Another nice e-find from today was this solar charging battery bank. I was expecting it to be dead and unable to take a charge, and that i would have to take it apart and hack new cells into it, but it seems to be fine

Very excellent find in the municipal e-waste today. Hopefully it works!

The matrix trilogy would have been better if when Agent Smith took over the body of that human guy and entered the real world, he would have slowly been humanized by the experience, and then had some kind of redemption where he finally understand the value of humanity, rather than just being evil all the way to the end.

You don't see graffiti like this every day

I hope the justice department succeeds in forcing google to divest itself of android.

Among the many benefits would be my phone no longer constantly pestering me to back up my photos with google (which would immediately fill up my google storage and force me to either delete a bunch of stuff or pay google for more storage).

My phone would also stop trying to convince me to use google AI for everything

Also, who needs AI to write their text messages for them? If a friend texts you and you need a computer to tell you what to say in response, maybe you are a bad friend

AliExpress continues to have some of the wildest fashion options

These are all so good!

Today I finished trimming and putting handles on all these multi-color swirly mugs I made a week ago. I didn't have time to let them rest under plastic overnight, so I'm hoping they do not develop hairline cracks at the joint. It's cold and rainy today haha so that will help

I decided to do my wood ash glaze on this lidded geometric jar

My sister's yarn bowl came back from bisque firing, so I put glaze on that and sent that off for blaze firing

I got the first part of the glazing for the dragon fruit planter started as well

In addition to the various sink plant offspring growing in my garden this year, I had one heirloom tomato plant that I was given. It produced nothing all summer long and I figured that's just how heirloom vegetable plants go sometimes.

But it surprised me. I'm getting a very late season harvest of beautiful and slightly weird tomatoes from it

Someone is going around mastodon asking a bunch of people to buy them an EEG headband just because they want it

Coming up with a funny idea for staying safe while riding a bike in the street