Notices by Rebecca (Slatkin) Sloane (rebeccaslatkin@mastodon.social)

If you’re declaring what Apple’s political donations would look like in 2025 with Steve Jobs still at the helm please go touch some grass (or snow) and remind yourself that you have no idea what you’re talking about.

First they came for NFTs, and I did not speak out because NFTs are so stupid.

@Gargron needed to hear that 🥲

Wait so we’re not on this platform now?

today is the day that separates the haves read the calendar / date documentation from the have-nots read the docs but my custom logic works so I'm shipping it

@inthehands I was waiting for this reply

Is Tim wearing cargo pants?

I think they’re going to release a new Mac

Was I supposed to take MDMA before this Apple event?

Ya ya what’s the price

We know how many zeros, just simply need to know the first digit.

My neighbor's donkey had a baby and I'm in looooooooove.