Notices by rqsd (rq@borg.social), page 10

"You need a lawyer."

"But..."

:haggard:

So @dwarf@borg.social just had a taste of upgrading PostgreSQL across major versions :HyperNeko:

How do people here deal with domains anyway? Do they just lie during the registration or are you okay with your domain registrar having your legal name and place of residence?

Why bother going outside to touch grass when you can order grass?

https://www.amazon.com/grass/s?k=grass

@dwarf@borg.social Food sucks, I wish I could just make like a plant and eat the nutrients in the ground but also not require the sun because the sun is a fuck or even better not have to eat at all

Is anything actually meaningful in the grand scheme of things?

@dwarf@borg.social Maybe it's something like the silica gel for keeping it dry or something?

fedi users with healthy self-esteem

The Open Group

mom said it's my turn to farm likes now

@dwarf@borg.social I can't believe we've having a fedi breakup in public like this oml

@dwarf@borg.social I'm sorry, but you can't fulfill my needs anymore :hifumiblush:

@dwarf@borg.social Why does Urban Dictionary ruin everything?

Go look at some of the lower definitions:
The word used to tell someone to chat online

To use the chat feature in a virtual meeting

The complete opposite of shut up, except using an online chat tool.and
you speak in chat

People who give you warm fuzzy feelings when you chat 'em up

@maija@akko.disqordia.space Registrations are closed

I can't believe I got accused of being a phoneposter

Why isn't there an easy way to send money anonymously?I asked, innocently. Then I realized what I was actually asking for and decided that my wish is stupid

Tired: sperm donation
Hired: cummunism

@dwarf@borg.social l i c e n s i n g

@dwarf@borg.social but then I have to ship that and that's very meh