2/Robot
"I'm a robot" the customer said.
The waitress shrugged and muttered: "Who cares? Once they're drunk, they give you all kinds of private and useless information."
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6/Feuilleton
Après 3000 épisodes, le feuilleton préféré de ma tante va s'arrêter. Comme d'autres, elle ne le supportera pas. Je cherche donc des sosies des acteurs pour tourner des épisodes supplémentaires. Et de l'argent. Pas trop, on n'aura pas besoin de scénaristes.
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3/Short-short story
There was a tall tall woman who wrote short short stories. People used to say it was a way to take less place in the world and be more discreet. But when she was asked, she said it's because life is too short and she has much to say. -
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6/Régularité
Tous les 15 jours, nous introduisons une microréforme, tous les mois, le président prend la parole et rassure le peuple.
Les mouvements sociaux peinent à s'organiser.
C'est cette régularité qui les berce, elle les anesthésie.
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4/Announcement
You really think the end of the world will come at once after an official announcement?
In fact, it has already started, for decades, and nobody cares.
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8/Écriture
La promotion de l'écriture manuscrite participe d'une philosophie de la lenteur et de la sobriété. Prendre le temps de penser, de former ses mots est assez peu compatible avec le «tout tout de suite» capitaliste. C'est un retour au geste et au sens.
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5/Hashtag
In this social network, people spend more time to choose their hashtags than to weight their words. People tell me it's because it's supposed to be a picture network. So, why the tags?
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9/Consigne
Maintenant que tous les contenants alimentaires sont consignés, les habitudes de consommation des uns et des autres sont facilement identifiables.
Nous vous conseillons de multiplier les points de collectes non spécialisés pour brouiller les pistes.
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6/ Series
I've written a series of sci-fi short stories called Incomplete.
You'll be able to read the beginning of 15 stories.
The second volume is called Consequences, and the third one is Termination. It's kind of a series of series.
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10/Challenge
La vérité, c'est que Mona en avait marre d'être challengée, jetée hors de sa zone de confort.
La compétition ne l'excitait plus.
Elle avait appris un métier, elle souhaitait l'exercer tranquillement et être grassement payée pour ça.
Elle désactiva Lonkedon.
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7/Regularity
Although the governing AI is trained to manage any contingency, they like regularity and order, and tend to reward the citizen who act like them and to penalize the ones that don't.
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11/Collectif
Les riches se sont éloignés des conventions collectives, des transports collectifs, du système de santé collectif, mais n'ont pas trouvé comment échapper à l'inconscient collectif qui leur renvoie un reflet peu flatteur qui perturbe leur sommeil.
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8/Writing
Writing private letters is forbidden, even if you typewrite it. It's because no program has access to the so made content and no one is able to control what you talk about.
Therefore, every activist movement has their secret letterbox.
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12/Mensuel
Un contrat de relation à renouvellement mensuel, c'est très bien pour éviter le relâchement dans le couple, mais je trouve ça un peu compliqué pour les projets à long terme. Tu ne voudrais pas qu'on annualise?
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9/Instruction
You can hear "fasten your seatbelt", "eat vegetables" or "watch your neighbour", but what you don't perceive is the submission instructions hidden in the theme tunes. Keep calm and obey.
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10/Challenge
— Sometimes, being alive is a challenge, the plant said to the cat. They forget to water me, and I often miss some light.
Your chip allows you to talk to them. Will you help me?
— What do I get? the cat asked.
— Forget about it.
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11/Collective
What I call the collective turn is that moment when people realised we were all linked together, and no one could survive alone. I'm not talking about a joyful time, it was provoked by the imminence of the catastrophe.
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12/Monthly
She sees her family monthly.
That's why, once a month, she lets her crazy clothes and she dresses like the classic woman she's supposed to be, not knowing that her brother and her sister do the same and their parents are sad to see them so conformists.
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et le #witever en anglais
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Voici le #Writever de novembre. Déjà 2 ans de Microfictions partagées.