Notices by Jesse (broximar@masto.ai)

Isabelle with an announcement:

Since I'm seeing new folks arriving, a few thoughts for you:

1. Take a moment to read: https://fedi.tips

2. Hashtags are your friend. Follow them. Use them. Capitalize each word in them

3. You will miss things. That is the point

4. For accounts you don't want to miss, click the bell in the profile or make a list

5. Boost the toots

6. Be here to make connections

7. No algorithm means post what you want

8. Add alt-text to images

#Mastodon #TikTok #NewHere

I still love my original Nintendo Switch

#nintendo #gaming

It has all been such a blur

My seven-year-old just called GTA Online “Roblox for Grown-ups,” I may never stop laughing.

I don’t know if any time of my life has blurred together more than the last four years

Order something online on Tuesday.

“Get it on Thursday with Express shipping for $10, or have it arrive on Monday for no cost.”

Of course I chose the free, and of course is on a truck for delivery today. Happens ever time.

I am convinced express delivery is just a scam.