Left a plaster cast of my mouth at the bakery so they know exactly how big to bake the cupcakes
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Witchy Woman ??? (dreamthievin@mstdn.party)'s status on Thursday, 09-Nov-2023 04:11:58 JST Witchy Woman ??? My favorite romance novels begin with "Preheat oven to 350 degrees"
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Witchy Woman ??? (dreamthievin@mstdn.party)'s status on Saturday, 02-Sep-2023 08:36:07 JST Witchy Woman ??? (at police station looking at suspect lineup)
Me: third from right
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Witchy Woman ??? (dreamthievin@mstdn.party)'s status on Thursday, 23-Feb-2023 04:14:59 JST Witchy Woman ??? It's 2023, Reese's.
How's about selling your peanut butter filling separately, like in a jar or something already?