Notices by Jessica (rooster@chaosfem.tw), page 3

Why isn’t there a place where I can charge my car in a shaded stall where I can also vacuum and clean it

My mom is in town

Happy Bisexual Awareness Week! Celebrate with us by

• sitting on chairs weird

• getting into an argument over the definition of pansexuality

• watching The Mummy (1999) and thirsting after all the main characters

• agonizing over your queerness in hypothetical straight passing relationship

• thinking “brain, them?! Really?”

Enjoy!

I think the fact that seeing someone in a bikini is acceptable but seeing someone in their underwear is not indicates that society CAN actually understand consent

I know folks call Trump’s speech a word salad but that seems wrong because salads are actually good for you

I sat @erl down and we listened to I Will Remember You by Sarah McLachlan while looking at pictures of my plants that had died

I love Elden Ring it's so much fun OH MY GOD I LOST 30k RUNES BECAUSE OF A FUCKING PILLAR

Do I look older or younger than my brother

They say if you’re good at something then don’t do it for free but I’m not sure how to monetize being sad

going to a mtg draft is this outfit intimidating enough to be distracting

so what brings you in to therapy

@NeonPurpleStar

sword

I think “I never would have guessed you were trans” doesn’t land as a compliment for the same reason “I never would have guessed you were Jewish” doesn’t

It's neat to apply for jobs you actually want, but extra crushing when they don't respond

We saw you from across the bar and love your vibe

It's absolutely wild to me that I can show someone a picture that makes me feel deeply dysphoric because I'm 100% convinced I look like a man and they have no idea that I am trans

gm

Me enjoying all the gay little posts by cute queer people on the fedi

What do we think about this for a party look (with makeup of course)