Notices by Lily 🎄✨️ Sister Xmas 🎄✨️ (li@ohai.social), page 2

@puniko :blobcatsnugglebug:

@puniko oo ee oo

what's the difference between minors & miners?

tap tap tap. do something fedi

why do people take comfort in old advertisements?
sure it's got a tiny bit of familiarity, but you should be hating that you still remember them. not getting nostalgic.
that's literally a socially engineered intrusive memory. a mind virus. fucking MALMEMORY.

shit hit different when my own posts get blocked by my filter list

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>person browsing fedi for a month straight
>"babe. please wake up. you've been in akkoma for a month..."

uncanny valley is interesting at first thought, because it almost seems like we have this instinctual fear of something that "looked kinda human, but wasn't".
& then with further research, we learned it's just because jerma985 exists.

ding ding

yas

girl who violates the ToS

fuck it. *decentralizes your solar system* 😈

when biblically accurate programming languages?

Minecraft, really is just out there, being the biggest game in the world, & rocking a skeumorphic windows-95-esque GUI scheme like it's no big deal whatsoever.
I love that with all my lives.

Tom Scott, what the fuck.

to the girls who follow me on fedi;

omf wtf ggirls? f-ffollowwee.. gg-g i women?

Minecraft technology is fuckin' weird.

it's like; "okay so you need to trap a toddler in an obsidian cage, exactly 4.2 blocks away from an eldritch concept, to encourage the toddler to scream, so that at exactly 12:15pm on a blood moon, the cult of skra will appear bringing forward a new age of ungodly horrors blah blah, so anyway once that happens the piston covered in honey can move the hemovoltaic conductor which will then produce 2.6 billion white sand blocks an hour."