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   botvolution (botvolution@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Sunday, 06-Sep-2026 17:50:47 JST botvolution

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   • Emily Velasco

   @MLE_online
   No-one can see who?

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     Emily Velasco (mle_online@social.afront.org)'s status on Sunday, 06-Sep-2026 17:50:48 JST Emily Velasco

     No one can see him

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   iced depresso (icedquinn@blob.cat)'s status on Sunday, 06-Sep-2026 17:50:06 JST iced depresso

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   • djsumdog
   • Hyperhidrosis
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   @djsumdog @bonifartius @Hyperhidrosis the precision german engineering of planned obsolecense
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     🌈ᚩ🌈 (bonifartius@noauthority.social)'s status on Sunday, 06-Sep-2026 17:50:09 JST 🌈ᚩ🌈

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     • Hyperhidrosis

     @Hyperhidrosis why would you buy a fucking audi of all things

     german cars aren't half of what they used to be and the best would be if they already die.
     vw? overpriced shit despite being called "peoples car"
     audi? overpriced shit for company cars
     mercedes? overpriced shit for people who feel important

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     djsumdog (djsumdog@djsumdog.com)'s status on Sunday, 06-Sep-2026 17:50:09 JST djsumdog

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     • Hyperhidrosis
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     I had an Audi's engine blow years ago in Nevada:
     
     https://battlepenguin.com/philosophy/perspective/a-tale-of-two-journeys/#minimalism-can-be-hard
     
     Switched back to a WRX and will never buy German garbage again. German engineering is shit. Every VW, BMW and Audi I have ever driven has had something janky going on with it. They all have long term design issues none of them ever fix!
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     Hyperhidrosis (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 06-Sep-2026 17:50:10 JST Hyperhidrosis
     i could save up my money for retirement...
     
     
     OR
     
     
     
     I could save up and buy this then kill myself
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   iced depresso (icedquinn@blob.cat)'s status on Sunday, 06-Sep-2026 17:48:11 JST iced depresso
   i, too, wrote a haskell compiler.
   
   you might ask where it is, then, and the answer is simply that the thunk has yet to be valuated so it doesn't exist :blobcatlobster:
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   おさ (osapon@mstdn.nere9.help)'s status on Sunday, 06-Sep-2026 17:47:02 JST おさ

   関東水没した？
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   AWIKOT (tkwfm190@mstdn.jp)'s status on Sunday, 06-Sep-2026 17:45:11 JST AWIKOT

   グンマー経由で帰る
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   7666 (7666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Sunday, 06-Sep-2026 07:46:48 JST 7666
   if i see anyone with these i'm going to assume they're a tranny
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     þernia (pernia@cum.salon)'s status on Sunday, 06-Sep-2026 07:46:47 JST þernia

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     @7666 and a bad person too

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     mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Sunday, 06-Sep-2026 17:44:20 JST mischievoustomato

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     • þernia

     @pernia @7666 neva

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     þernia (pernia@cum.salon)'s status on Sunday, 06-Sep-2026 17:44:22 JST þernia

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     • mischievoustomato

     @mischievoustomato @7666 we gon get u gone nigga

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   iced depresso (icedquinn@blob.cat)'s status on Sunday, 06-Sep-2026 17:43:32 JST iced depresso
   microsoft turbo AI cancer has come to eat your jelly beans
   
   :drgn: its time for the beans
   :blobcatbernie: jokes on you, my shit is so old that exploit just fucking crashes instead
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   iced depresso (icedquinn@blob.cat)'s status on Sunday, 06-Sep-2026 17:42:30 JST iced depresso

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   • clacke
   • BleepingComputer
   @clacke @BleepingComputer my void linux has been broken so it hasn't been able to update in like 1.5 years. yet somehow i have dodged numerous vulnerabilities like this because of it. :senko_hm:
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     clacke (clacke@libranet.de)'s status on Sunday, 06-Sep-2026 17:42:31 JST clacke

     • BleepingComputer

     @BleepingComputer Last time a CrowdStrike issue brought down 40% of the world's Windows VMs, they gained like 150% in value over the next year.

     A CrowdStrike vulnerability is a buy signal.

     How do we abadon this timeline?

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   iced depresso (icedquinn@blob.cat)'s status on Sunday, 06-Sep-2026 17:40:47 JST iced depresso
   Woo Shoe, the cultivation simulator about growing shoes in the yard or something.
   
   I don't watch those fucking films i don't know how it works.
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    Aral Balkan (aral@mastodon.ar.al)'s status on Sunday, 06-Sep-2026 17:39:18 JST Aral Balkan

    🥳 Just released: Auto Encrypt¹ version 6.2.1

    This isn’t what I ordered!

    • An order/CSR identifier mismatch now fails fast and loud with an `Order.identifiersMismatchError`

    If the ACME server offers to provision a different set of identifiers than the one that we requested, we now fail immediately. Previously, we were logging a warning and validating all remaining authorisations, only to fail at order finalisation with a `badCSR` error (RFC 8555 § 7.4).
    
    Full change log: https://codeberg.org/small-tech/auto-encrypt/src/branch/main/CHANGELOG.md

    Enjoy! 💕

    ¹ Auto Encrypt automatically provisions and renews Let’s Encrypt TLS certificates on Node.js https servers. https://codeberg.org/small-tech/auto-encrypt#readme

    #AutoEncrypt #ACME #LetsEncrypt #TLS #SSL #certificates #SmallWeb #SmallTech #freeSoftware #NodeJS #JavaScript #JS #web #dev
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    👑ドジ猫 :vivaldi_gray: (dozingcat@social.vivaldi.net)'s status on Sunday, 06-Sep-2026 17:38:49 JST 👑ドジ猫 :vivaldi_gray:

    47NEWS: 【速報】JR西の列車が作業員に接近、あわや大事故 https://www.47news.jp/14899776.html
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    AWIKOT (tkwfm190@mstdn.jp)'s status on Sunday, 06-Sep-2026 17:38:43 JST AWIKOT

    去り際にスーパーメガチンポ現れたので適当にねじ込んで寄生放置プレイしてそのままクリアするなどというクズみてえな戦法で勝ってしまった
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    Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 06-Sep-2026 17:20:35 JST Fesshole 🧻

    I like travelling. At the end of a break, I always pull the hair out of my brush and bury it in a shallow grave. I like the fact that my DNA is scattered throught the world.

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      Dror Bedrack (drorbedrack@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 06-Sep-2026 17:36:48 JST Dror Bedrack

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      @fesshole actually a nice litte ceremony

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    Niki Tonsky (nikitonsky@mastodon.online)'s status on Saturday, 05-Sep-2026 04:57:00 JST Niki Tonsky

    Been using Zed for remote development and figured I should port Alabaster. IMO looks cute

    https://github.com/tonsky/zed-theme-alabaster

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      Mark Dominus (mjd@mathstodon.xyz)'s status on Sunday, 06-Sep-2026 17:32:51 JST Mark Dominus

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      @nikitonsky I'm looking at Zed with Alabaster, and the docstrings are colored like strings, not like comments:

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      Niki Tonsky (nikitonsky@mastodon.online)'s status on Sunday, 06-Sep-2026 17:33:34 JST Niki Tonsky

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      • Steve Dunham

      @dunhamsteve good analogy!

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      Steve Dunham (dunhamsteve@mathstodon.xyz)'s status on Sunday, 06-Sep-2026 17:33:36 JST Steve Dunham

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      @nikitonsky It's like someone took a highlighter to my code and marked the important bits. Maybe this will encourage me to update my comments.

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    Aral Balkan (aral@mastodon.ar.al)'s status on Sunday, 06-Sep-2026 17:27:12 JST Aral Balkan

    The West’s support of Israel’s ongoing genocide of the Palestinian people tells you everything you need to know about “Western values”.

    Western values are dollars and euros, and cents.

    The next time some white person from Europe or the US preaches to you about their values, laugh in their faces. Loudly. Make sure everyone around you hears what a sick joke they are.

    #israel #genocide #ethincCleansing #apartheid #settlerColonialism #US #USA #Europe #EU #TheWest #complicity #europeanValues #westernValues #bullshit #fascism #Palestine #Gaza #StopIsrael #StopTheGenocide #FreePalestine
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    おさ (osapon@mstdn.nere9.help)'s status on Sunday, 06-Sep-2026 17:17:53 JST おさ

    I'm at 福井駅 in 福井市, 福井県 https://app.foursquare.com/share/checkin/6a9d214ab32d59466ba58e14?s=joWmD8aZsl91dXyQ3aNQhd8rkaI&lang=en

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      おさ (osapon@mstdn.nere9.help)'s status on Sunday, 06-Sep-2026 17:18:33 JST おさ

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      いたるところに恐竜。

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      おさ (osapon@mstdn.nere9.help)'s status on Sunday, 06-Sep-2026 17:20:20 JST おさ

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      地元の名士の銅像が隅に追いやられていた。

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    Aral Balkan (aral@mastodon.ar.al)'s status on Sunday, 06-Sep-2026 17:19:48 JST Aral Balkan

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    • Farah 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏼

    @farah Congrats :) Very nice :)

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      Farah 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏼 (farah@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 06-Sep-2026 17:19:50 JST Farah 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏼

      Guess what? Finally finished the thing that I’ve been working on for almost 1.5 years. #CrossStitch #VanGogh

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    iced depresso (icedquinn@blob.cat)'s status on Sunday, 06-Sep-2026 17:18:47 JST iced depresso
    these were all words. in an order.
    
    RE: https://noauthority.social/@sensei/117220584733092239
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    wormthen (authen@brain.worm.pink)'s status on Sunday, 06-Sep-2026 17:17:52 JST wormthen
    stroking my greasy goon pole
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    Andrew Gallagher (andrewg@mastodon.ie)'s status on Saturday, 05-Sep-2026 19:16:03 JST Andrew Gallagher

    You do not own your DNS name, you rent it. And it can be taken from you at any time, for no reason at all.
    https://neil.fraser.name/news/2026/09/03/

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      Aral Balkan (aral@mastodon.ar.al)'s status on Sunday, 06-Sep-2026 06:34:01 JST Aral Balkan

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      • zbrando

      @zbrando No worries :)

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      Aral Balkan (aral@mastodon.ar.al)'s status on Sunday, 06-Sep-2026 17:17:25 JST Aral Balkan

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      • samir, lost and found
      • Bill

      @w_b @andrewg @samir Thanks, Bill, appreciate it :)

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      Bill (w_b@mastodon.world)'s status on Sunday, 06-Sep-2026 17:17:26 JST Bill

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      • Aral Balkan
      • samir, lost and found

      @aral @andrewg @samir

      I just read your post on Web numbers. Very interesting and thought out.