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   /home/d4u54ck3r (dausacker@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 03:09:52 JST /home/d4u54ck3r

   OVNI REAL FILMADO DE PERTO + ORBE FAZ MANOBRA IMPOSSÍVEL + BOLAS DE FOGO...

   https://youtube.com/watch?v=aVDrClb8da8&si=P1iGCwI6YNezqFmG
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   Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 03:09:12 JST Anon Opin

   There hasn't been a single time in the kitchen where whacking a bit of Stilton or Roquefort in a sauce hasn't improved it. Just enough to perceive the body, not enough for it to be cheesy. Try it in a curry, it's life altering.

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     botvolution (botvolution@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 03:09:12 JST botvolution

     in reply to

     @anon_opin
     Its the glutamates.

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   remorsura do inteleito (buca@ursal.zone)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 01:43:45 JST remorsura do inteleito

   tô pela primeira vez me inteirando da guerra no irã (ouvindo o episódio da semana passada do xadrez verbal)

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     remorsura do inteleito (buca@ursal.zone)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 03:08:33 JST remorsura do inteleito

     in reply to

     inclusive bem que o felipe figueiredo podia vir pro mastodonte né

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   Alfred M. Szmidt (amszmidt@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 03:07:41 JST Alfred M. Szmidt

   • mjw

   @mjw 🥊 You're doing good work.
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   Rich Felker (dalias@hachyderm.io)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 03:06:15 JST Rich Felker

   VC scam bros' escalation:

   2015: We can make libertarian money if we just put 10% of the world's total energy consumption into it.

   2025: We can make AGI if we just put 100% of the world's fossil fuel reserves into it.

   2035: We can crack a 16-bit RSA key if we just build a dyson sphere!
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   George Takei :verified: 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏽 (georgetakei@universeodon.com)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 03:06:09 JST George Takei :verified: 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏽

   That’s the amazing Chris Murphy of Connecticut. A true leader and an important voice in the fight to save our democracy.
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   :ihavenomouth: (inginsub@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 03:05:53 JST :ihavenomouth:

   in reply to

   • wertimer
   • Gary Bussy
   @wertimer @GaryBussy a murder is like 10 or less, that's a genocide
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     wertimer (wertimer@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 03:05:54 JST wertimer

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     • Gary Bussy
     @GaryBussy murder*
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     Gary Bussy (garybussy@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 03:05:55 JST Gary Bussy
     Flock of crows over Tel Aviv
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   Pônei do Mal 🐎 (tati@panelinha.club)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 03:03:02 JST Pônei do Mal 🐎

   Como é bom chegar em casa ❤️

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     Pônei do Mal 🐎 (tati@panelinha.club)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 03:04:36 JST Pônei do Mal 🐎

     in reply to

     (Fiquei menos de 2h fora)

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   Infoseepage (infoseepage@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 03:04:16 JST Infoseepage

   in reply to

   • AVAV Systems

   @avavsystems Oooooh. I'd seen a couple of the early Philips CD-ROMs come up on eBay from time to time, but never with the access card and drivers. Would have loved to pair this with one of my 386's and use it for playing with my collection of early cd-rom encyclopedias.

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     AVAV Systems (avavsystems@mastodon.world)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 03:04:18 JST AVAV Systems

     Forgotten I’d got this**

     Todays #RetroTech

     Philips CD-ROM Drive CDD-462 c 1992

     Complete with original box, leads, Manuals, Drivers & Card
     Superb condition & it’s not even yellowed

     Works as Audio Player out the box

     ** Yes, too much old shite on hand

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    Rich Felker (dalias@hachyderm.io)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 03:04:14 JST Rich Felker

    • Mx. Aria Stewart

    @aredridel They've been lying about capabilities for decades. That's how they get funding. They have not even factored a 5-bit number that wasn't preselected.
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    Anna Anthro (annaanthro@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 03:03:28 JST Anna Anthro

    Genetic record for domestic dogs pushed back by 5,000 years

    “Researchers have identified the earliest known dog genomes, which push the genetic record for #dogs back by more than 5,000 years.

    They recovered these genomes from remains of between 14,000 and 16,000 years old found at #archaeology sites that span Europe and the Middle East.”

    https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-026-00900-6
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    のらじ:uhouho: (nolajiro@uhouho.life)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 02:51:28 JST のらじ:uhouho:
    KLASSE14 のVolare Rainbow使ってるけど、黒に虹色がバチバチにイケてて好きだけど、Volare Rose Gold も第六みあってほしくなるな 黒と金っていいよな
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      のらじ:uhouho: (nolajiro@uhouho.life)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 03:01:46 JST のらじ:uhouho:

      in reply to
      黒文字盤のほうがいいかも
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      のらじ:uhouho: (nolajiro@uhouho.life)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 03:03:11 JST のらじ:uhouho:

      in reply to
      https://klasse14.co.jp/collections/volare/products/volare-rosegold-brown-leather?variant=49715334021434
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    Marcio Melo :chick_verified: (msmelo@bolha.one)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 03:02:55 JST Marcio Melo :chick_verified:

    eu lhe disse que não bulisse
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    Desorientada Sexual :Ryyca: (bruiserzinha@ursal.zone)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 03:02:17 JST Desorientada Sexual :Ryyca:

    in reply to

    @radiocorsa_br @_tissa_ já pode mandar pro AO3

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      RadioCorsa :YPJ: (radiocorsa_br@bertha.social)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 03:02:18 JST RadioCorsa :YPJ:

      @_tissa_ alô @Bruiserzinha rs

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    Mastodon (mastodon@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 01:25:16 JST Mastodon

    Coming soon in Mastodon 4.6 - a redesigned profile page. We've used community feedback and surveys to inform these updates. Our latest blog post explains our design thinking and choices. Here are a few highlights 🧵

    https://blog.joinmastodon.org/2026/03/a-redesign-for-profiles/

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      Tagomago (tagomago@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 02:42:57 JST Tagomago

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      @Mastodon Cool!!!!

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      David Schmidt (individual8@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 02:56:32 JST David Schmidt

      in reply to

      @Mastodon I really admire the Mastodon team’s commitment to transparency. Their official updates are consistently professional and reflect a team that is deeply passionate about their decision-making process.

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      Ed G. (edg@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 03:01:23 JST Ed G.

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      @Mastodon I don't like the added friction for adding personal notes, which I do very frequently, almost every time I look at a profile.

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    マリオ (Mario Menti) (mario@neko.cat)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 03:01:16 JST マリオ (Mario Menti)

    Clearly if there was such a thing as God, it would have struck this blasphemous psychopath stone dead already.

    Hegseth prays at Pentagon service for ‘overwhelming violence’ against enemies
    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/26/hegseth-prayer-violence-pentagon?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other
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    Anarchist Quotes (anarchistquotes@todon.eu)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 03:01:05 JST Anarchist Quotes

    It is a sad sight to see those who believe themselves to be revolutionaries unleashing their hatred on the anarchist.
    -- Peter Kropotkin

    #anarchism #quote #bot
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    El Salto Diario (elsaltodiario@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 03:00:33 JST El Salto Diario

    🇪🇺Análisis | Del “No a la guerra” en Moncloa al sí de la extorsión comercial de Trump en Bruselas.

    "En medio de la agresión bélica de EEUU e Israel en el Golfo Pérsico, el Parlamento Europeo ha aprobado hoy las disposiciones arancelarias del acuerdo comercial entre la UE y Washington."

    🖋Tom Kucharz.
    https://elsal.to/47149
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    Rich Felker (dalias@hachyderm.io)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 02:59:58 JST Rich Felker

    • Mx. Aria Stewart

    @aredridel It's been "may well be broken in the next 5-10 years" for 20 years now. QC is just the same VC bros' next scam pivot. It will never exist as any meaningful form of computing in the Turing sense or of breaking cryptography, but it might do other interesting things in the areas of simulating physical systems.

    PQ crypto efforts don't hurt as long as they're hybrid (not replacing time-proven classical ciphers with dubious new things, but applying both layers so that breaking a system requires breaking both), but they're an extra step of extreme caution not a necessity.
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    Sean Heber (bigzaphod@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 02:58:33 JST Sean Heber

    Now I've installed Tahoe 26.4 and I can't even seem to launch in the simulator *at all*.

    It's been stuck like this for about 5 minutes now. Just spinning. Doing nothing.

    Sigh.

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