Notices by Bethany Black (bethanyblack@mastodon.social), page 9

My wife’s dozing away on Morphine waiting for a doctor so I’m going to see if I can sleep in my car for a bit

Been up for nearly 20 hours and had 3 hours sleep last night. 8’m going to be paying for this for days, and still at least 3 hours away from bed

@quixoticgeek it’s my wife, she had surgery today and then had an issue so we’re on our way back tk the hospital

@stevelieber haha! That’s amazing

Had to call paramedics and currently sat with them in our house is a weird experience, they’re like the most aggressively heterosexual people I’ve spent any time around for ages

@PetraPhoenix no, of course. It’s so important to have this

@PetraPhoenix I’m so glad to see this post from you today x

It all went well and she’s being discharged from hospital :)

Waiting to hear how my wife’s surgery has gone, it’s my job to tell her mum when she’s out, but every time I try and translate anything to Swedish it ends up with a swear or a word that means penis or vagina

@KennyPark thanks Kenny! I also have another on there “unwinnable” if you fancy it :) x

@limebar Hooray! Thanks Limebar! 😁

I’m doing a show in Rotherham on a bill with Dylan Moran, Stephen Bailey and others and surprisingly it’s not sold many tickets which is insane!

If you’re around Rotherham on 1st June you can get tickets here for what’ll be a quite intimate gig with one of the greatest comedians who ever lived plus me and some others https://tickets.ents24.com/event/magna-comedy-club/the-magna-centre/2994019?inf=11f32407b237f2b9

Thanks to everyone who helped me out financially this month, it was a horrible month and this year has been awful, but everyone who helped either through Ko-fi, joining my Patreon or buying my new stand-up special has made a huge difference. I’ve really been struggling with depression lately and the help and love I received this week has made it melt away.

You all did that. Thank you x

Guys getting mad women would rather be alone in a forest with a bear than a man, non of them considering it might be a Rizzly Bear

*googles* “do platypuses have a cloaca or a platypussy”

Due to commitment to the bit, I’m afraid I will not be letting you see the photo of the Aurora Borealis at this time of year, this far south, from my kitchen

Thanks everyone, that’s really helped make a big dent in the amount I need. I appreciate every single one of you x

@paco thanks Paco, that’s been a really huge help :)

Basically this month so far I lost £1600 worth of work, and last month my wife was hospitalised and couldn’t work so her income dropped to almost nothing. At the same time people who owe me aren’t paying when they say they will. We’ve got all this going on whilst my wife’s going in for Surgery on Tuesday and our landlord has decided to sell our house. So as humiliating as asking is, I appreciate any help anyone can give x

I hate having to ask this especially as I’m in the muddle of promoting my new live show, but I won’t get paid for that for a while, and this month has been particularly tough, I’m about £500 short of my rent which was due yesterday. I’m up to the limit of my overdraft and have 99p left. So if you can help even a couple of pounds then my ko-fi is https://www.ko-fi.com/bethanyblack and if you could use paypal I get the money immediately.