Notices by Bethany Black (bethanyblack@mastodon.social), page 14

Happy 3:16 day to all who celebrate #what #hellyeah

I also mean for Americans. All of you should be assigned a group of people from various other countries just so you’re not entirely surrounded by people who are either terrified or furious all the time

@celset2 honestly, on the one hand I find it really interesting on the other there is such a cultural difference and the whole country seems either terrified or furious right now

I’ve properly fucked up, the vast majority of the posts I see on all social media except here are from Americans. No one should be exposed to that level of Americans, it’s inhumane.

Me with any movie with Rebecca Ferguson in it

My digestive system seemed to have completely shut down just as my wife came home from hospital, got so bad I’ve not been able to eat for 2 days.

Five minutes until an important zoom meeting and wouldn’t you know, there are rumblings in Narnia, Aslan’s on the move.

Dune Part 3: Melange à Trois

Oh yeah? Well would someone with ADHD and a very tight deadline be able to find time to make peri peri halloumi fries with sun dried tomato basmati rice, chili fried peas and salad with a home made lime dressing for lunch?

Oh.

@jonnydeane just perfectly delivered

Holy shit I loved that John Cena spot

Managed to see all the best picture nominations, and I’m glad this is on early enough for me to stay up and watch The Oscars, just wish the ITV bit in the Studio wasn’t fucking awful

Spider-Man gaining power: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Spider-Man discovering responsibility: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

Cast of Rent “Five-hundred twenty-five Thousand six-hundred minutes, how do you measure, measure a year?”

Neil DeGrasse Tyson on 29th February: “Ahem…”

I’d like to say to everyone who heckled my stand-up to tell me that everyone assumes when you say “partner” you mean same sex, that I’ve had half a dozen medical professionals go “what’s his name?” this week when I said “I’m here for my partner”

I also had a replay *on the exact same ward as last time* of the “What about me makes you think my partner would be a man” and her getting the arse-hole and going “I don’t judge people on their appearance”

Happy “honestly I don’t see the point” day to all “I’m not like other girls”

Sure it’s the feds that get all the media accolades, but it’s our work in local booby inspection that really makes the difference

Looks like my wife’s gallbladder’s rolled a natural 1. So she’s being readmitted until they can take it out.

Thank you to everyone who has helped out, it’s made a very horribly stressful week a little easier

I’ve spent all day every day in Hospital with my wife since Monday, so I’m well behind with #366Films so apologies to anyone who’s been waiting. I have (just about) kept up with watching the films so there will be plenty to talk about when I eventually can

Back in the hospital again. Hopefully we’ll get some progress with this. We know what’s up, it just needs sorting