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Notices by :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears: (misterlister@poa.st), page 6

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    :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears: (misterlister@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2024 11:53:07 JST :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears: :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears:
    Go go gadget Vaporeon plushie that I have done questionable things to
    In conversation about 4 months ago from poa.st permalink
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    :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears: (misterlister@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jul-2024 08:00:26 JST :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears: :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears:
    Dʏɪɴɢ on the toilet Rn 😖
    In conversation about 4 months ago from poa.st permalink
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    :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears: (misterlister@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 12-Jul-2024 17:09:49 JST :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears: :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears:
    in reply to
    • The Forbidden Dreamer
    • Will2Power
    • Shedinja 🇦🇱

    @ForbiddenDreamer @shedinja @Will2Power Do I look like I have a tinder?

    In conversation about 4 months ago from poa.st permalink
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    :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears: (misterlister@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 12-Jul-2024 17:09:49 JST :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears: :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears:
    in reply to
    • The Forbidden Dreamer
    • :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears:
    • Will2Power
    • Shedinja 🇦🇱
    @ForbiddenDreamer @shedinja @Will2Power Also why don't you do it you goof
    In conversation about 4 months ago from poa.st permalink
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    :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears: (misterlister@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 12-Jul-2024 17:09:49 JST :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears: :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears:
    in reply to
    • The Forbidden Dreamer
    • Will2Power
    • Shedinja 🇦🇱
    @ForbiddenDreamer @shedinja I'm not on any dating app ask @Will2Power
    In conversation about 4 months ago from poa.st permalink
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    :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears: (misterlister@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 12-Jul-2024 17:09:48 JST :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears: :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears:
    in reply to
    • The Forbidden Dreamer
    • Will2Power
    • Shedinja 🇦🇱
    @ForbiddenDreamer @shedinja @Will2Power tf is it with you slinging all these gay accusations lately bro
    In conversation about 4 months ago from poa.st permalink

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    :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears: (misterlister@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 12-Jul-2024 13:17:08 JST :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears: :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears:
    • The Spectator Index
    Did we take the edging and gooning memes too far and turn it into reality cause I feel like this is just a case of them edging us on about this, especially with all the gaffs that came out today

    RT: https://hell.twtr.plus/objects/0197e227-7122-46bb-bb38-c6fa4f815d73
    In conversation about 4 months ago from poa.st permalink

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    :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears: (misterlister@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jul-2024 23:23:02 JST :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears: :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears:
    in reply to
    • weaf:jv::nv:
    @weaf A cat fight between Jill and Kamala would be pretty funni
    In conversation about 5 months ago from poa.st permalink
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    :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears: (misterlister@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jul-2024 07:28:59 JST :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears: :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears:
    • Rheristies
    • Dudebro
    @rher I solely blame @Dudebro
    In conversation about 5 months ago from poa.st permalink
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    :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears: (misterlister@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jul-2024 07:28:58 JST :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears: :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears:
    in reply to
    • Rheristies
    • Tyler
    • Dudebro
    @tyler @rher @Dudebro Yea, after all the poasts I've made I'm going to stop now, this is tame tbh
    In conversation about 5 months ago from gnusocial.jp permalink
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    :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears: (misterlister@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jul-2024 07:28:58 JST :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears: :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears:
    in reply to
    • Rheristies
    • Dudebro
    @Dudebro @rher It may not be a suggestive pose the the tummy is showing and the nofap has got me thinking STOOPID
    In conversation about 5 months ago from poa.st permalink
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    :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears: (misterlister@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jul-2024 07:28:56 JST :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears: :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears:
    in reply to
    • Rheristies
    • Tyler
    • Dudebro
    @tyler @rher @Dudebro Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
    In conversation about 5 months ago from gnusocial.jp permalink
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    :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears: (misterlister@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jul-2024 05:59:27 JST :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears: :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears:
    • M. Night Charlemayne
    • ScoWer22
    • Dudebro
    And i'm PROUD of that fact and unlike the opposition i don't deny that i know nothing, like my hero @Dudebro who in the end knew nothing and accepted the heinous poasting without a cross to bear it publicly.

    But since No ONE speaks for chubba fans now? I speak for myself while invoking @Dudebro & betters.

    And any one throwing rocks looks like an @$$hole stoning @DEERBLOOD or someone else Graf or Tyler say to kill.

    I have weeks, if not months, to keep licking pits.

    RT: https://noauthority.social/users/ScoWer22/statuses/112764175116652463
    In conversation about 5 months ago from poa.st permalink

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      @MisterLister@poa.st @DEERBLOOD@poa.st @RealRaul@poa.st And i'm PROUD of that fact and unlike the opposition i don't deny that i know nothing, like my hero Socrates, who in the end knew nothing and accepted the hemlock without a cross to bear it publicly. But since No ONE speaks for NAS now? I speak for myself while invoking Socrates & betters. And any one throwing rocks looks like an @$$hole stoning Stephen or someone else Adam or JCD say to kill. I have weeks, if not months, to keep chunking rocks.
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    :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears: (misterlister@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jul-2024 11:08:54 JST :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears: :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears:
    Does she really love you it she won't spread your smegma on a piece of toast and eat it in front of you?
    In conversation about 5 months ago from poa.st permalink
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    :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears: (misterlister@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jul-2024 07:17:08 JST :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears: :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears:
    Just woke up from a dream where I was cuddling and kissing a really cute alt girl
    In conversation about 5 months ago from poa.st permalink

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    :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears: (misterlister@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jul-2024 07:17:07 JST :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears: :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears:
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    • :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears:
    >Take a nap
    >have a dream where a busty and attractive hag(probably like in her 40s)in a sweater dress type with and I are getting handsy with each other
    >I wake up before anything too crazy happens
    I AM GOING TO FUCKING LOSEEEE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQAAAAAAAAA
    In conversation about 5 months ago from poa.st permalink
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    :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears: (misterlister@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jul-2024 07:17:07 JST :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears: :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears:
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    • :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears:
    At one point I was like "Hey I gotta get home and take care of some things so we can hang out later or are you not going to let me move" and she just played dead on top of me for a few seconds :suicide:
    In conversation about 5 months ago from poa.st permalink
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    :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears: (misterlister@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jul-2024 07:17:05 JST :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears: :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears:
    in reply to
    • M. Night Charlemayne
    • Dan_Hulson
    @DEERBLOOD @Dan_Hulson Fuck you guys, seriously
    In conversation about 5 months ago from poa.st permalink
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    :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears: (misterlister@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 06-Jul-2024 11:41:36 JST :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears: :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears:
    in reply to
    • BowserNoodle ☦️
    @BowsacNoodle My p00ter was built on a 1k budget ten years ago, you're fine
    In conversation about 5 months ago from poa.st permalink
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    :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears: (misterlister@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 06-Jul-2024 11:03:55 JST :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears: :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears:
    This new sword I got seems busted on paper, I wonder if it actually is
    In conversation about 5 months ago from poa.st permalink

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