Notices by Allan Chow (grumpasaurus@fosstodon.org), page 5

Timing is why cold calling at scale works. The XKCD guy has a book What If? with an entry on, if you call any number in the world and immediately say "gesundheit!" when they picked up, what is the likelihood that they just sneezed?

To person receiving the call it would be dark magic.

@pluralistic https://mamot.fr/@pluralistic/111879267232032774

@thomasfuchs @siracusa @TechConnectify @Drwave it goes away as you get older

Idle hands are the devil's workshop

@thomasfuchs guhhhhhhhhhh

@billseitz @thomasfuchs

@thomasfuchs aw crap stupid swipe auto corrected it's NOT there

In 20 yrs I've had my socket wrench kit I have never needed the adapter for the smaller bits but today I needed it and lol it's now there.

@thomasfuchs @bbcmicrobot escape velocity on the vision pro!?

40 clove garlic chicken + mashed potatoes + balsamic glazed brussel sprouts

Almost as if the lack of regulation cut competition

@zeldman https://front-end.social/@zeldman/111782953717427613

When you're just in the mood for one hot dog...

@jimlindstrom it's downright balmy today!

@GossiTheDog objection: leading the witness

@thomasfuchs I'll take 2.

@thomasfuchs oooooh what you making

@thomasfuchs did yours just not reach pressure?

@thomasfuchs if all 4 get equal votes I'll get all of them

@thomasfuchs no love for the vesuvio

@thomasfuchs @gglockner I think vr gaming is getting there.

My grocery store is so awesome I accidentally forgot a perfectly ripe avocado at the register and when I came back they had it at the customer service desk because seriously.