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@LukeAlmighty @tomie :monkaG:

@picandor @LukeAlmighty @tomie i also think that the majority of women are prettier than modern day video game female characters... if anything it's unrealistic when they look like rule 63 buzz lightyear.

@picandor @LukeAlmighty @tomie my favorite is when they say shit like "they don't like female game devs" and then they shit on characters and art that women made xD

@LukeAlmighty @tomie >2017 was 7 years ago :CirnoForReals:

it's crazy how this just looks like a unity school project by today's standards. like, you could probably make this with unity store assets Dx

actually, now that i think about... given that disclaimer at the beginning of the port, i can't help but wonder if part of the reason it's stuck in development hell is because of DEI shit where they have had to go back and change so much because of "stereotypes." if they were going to stick to the first game and expand on it i can only imagine that certain special interests groups didn't like what they saw.

@tomie i still remember when they tried to get the community to make textures for the second game (which is never coming out btw) and masked it as a contest. that must have been like a decade ago at this point.

Woohoo! These are on the way :D
Lucy and David are going to my friends as late Christmas/birthday presents, and I'm getting Rebecca :douchi_cyberpunk:

I notice a lot how mean parents can be to their kids, how quick they are to raise their voice when they haven't really done anything wrong. Often times it's a situation that the parents created. It's also usually women... I've noticed that men tend to be a lot more lenient with their kids and play into their childlike wonder. Sometimes they go a bit too far with it but I'd rather tell a kid to stop throwing a ball around the store than see a kid getting yelled at for asking her mom a question over and over again with no response.

It might seem like something small on the surface, but I think it goes a long way.

@LukeAlmighty I think the fact that we can run simulations for things faster than they happen is a good indicator we are not in a simulation.

i would protect this little robot with my life

@noyoushutthefuckupdad finally got around to doing mine lol

@Paleloon @Terry @Dudebro @Owl @The_Almighty_Kek @Cavendish @King_Noticer @Xeraser thankfully i haven't had any major injuries, just some broken bones here and there. nothing that's ever required surgery (other than wisdom teeth, and that hurt like a bitch). worst pain ever though is definitely after having a grand mal seizure. imagine how your legs feel after leg day, multiply it by 3, and that pain exists throughout your entire body. then on top of that you have anything you broke/cut during the fall/seizing (your muscles can break your bones), nausea and confusion.

i would still probably rather have that pain than have to deal with a spicy chip turning my insides out though.

this will probs be me in 20 years too

@LukeAlmighty

@LukeAlmighty very based and level headed, thank you

I saw today the scariest thing I've seen in my entire life, to the point where I had to sit down and take a breather. Will elaborate later but imagine a fallout ghoul missing 1/3 of their face.

Okay I'm really not trying to be insensitive here, honestly I hope this guy is okay and is as happy as one could be in such a state and I feel bad for him. But it's just so insane and screwed with me so much I can't NOT talk about it.

So I'm at work at the cash register, just doing my thing. It's a pretty slow day. I'm looking down and stretching or something and from my peripheral view I see a customer come up so I look up and greet them, as always.

Well, you kind of expect everyone coming through your line to look at least moderately normal. This guy had a GAPING HOLE IN HIS FACE. He was wearing a medical mask so I didn't even see the full extent of it, but he was definitely missing his nose and I think the hole extended to his cheekbone/eye too but I was not about to study that. It wasn't like an open wound, it was healed up, but it was a significant portion of his face and it was deep. He was fairly old too, so his skin was not exactly in pristine condition.

I got the biggest shock I've ever had in my life, man. It took everything in me to not pass out. I couldn't look up at the dude. He gave me his money and left and once he was gone my brain flew out the window for a bit. I took the next customer and handed them their stuff and then just started shaking uncontrollably, I had to go sit in the backroom for a good five minutes just to recoup. From my perspective it was like I had just seen a walking corpse and it was as if nothing was wrong. The kind of thing that you think someone could only hallucinate.

It's one thing to see someone with a brutal disfigurement like a burn victim or even a dead body in context... You know what you're getting into and your brain has at least a little bit of time to prepare. I've seen photos of dudes losing half their faces to bear attacks and shit but I knew going in that it was going to be gruesome. With this situation, there was just no preparation. It might have even been different if I saw him in the distance walking toward me but just the fact that I looked up fully expecting a regular person and saw something borderline impossible just fucked me up big time.

I don't know if anyone else has this experience, but sometimes I will see something out of the corner of my eye and assume it's one thing with the limited information I have. When it comes into full view, if it's not the thing I assumed it was I get startled and it's like, heavy flight response. It'll sometimes happen with people carrying their dogs and I think it's a baby they're holding but then when it comes into view I see it is a dog but my brain goes into panic mode and it startles me.

This was just like 10x worse man because it wasn't a dog, or a fire hydrant I thought was a person, or something like that. It was harrowing. I really don't think I'm going to be able to forget that. And it's like, again, I feel bad for the guy and you still have to live your life, and holy shit more power to him because most people would probably crumble trying to live like that... But I hope I don't see him again. I am not equipped for that. I think there's also a certain point where you know, it might be better to cover things up just out of a social obligation to those around you. Fuck, man. Brutal and sad and kind of inspiring on one hand, to go against all odds of the cards you're dealt. Absolutely horrifying nightmare fuel on the other hand.

Cc @freeusspeechus

@LukeAlmighty you can find some good shit sorting by new on NG man. Also some weird shit but I think this was worth it.

damn

https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/anziosta/zelda-s-bedchamber-nsfw

#newgrounds #anziosta #zelda

https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/whisperfoot/rebecca-s-mcdonalds-order
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whisperfoot

#newgrounds #whisperfoot #rebecca #edgerunners #cyberpunk

@LukeAlmighty that is actually pretty bad, rip