Notices by Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club), page 7
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Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 26-Aug-2023 10:26:16 JST Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: WTF? 😂😂 That kid -
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Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Friday, 25-Aug-2023 14:07:52 JST Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: Hey man, after his sugar daddy Michael Jackson died, it’s been hard on Bubbles. Cut him some slack -
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Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 24-Aug-2023 15:33:02 JST Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: Damn! I wish I knew you before I married her so I cuda gone into the marriage with this foresight -
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Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 24-Aug-2023 14:47:01 JST Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: My wife, the true love of my life, was with me for 14years before she farted in front of me
14 years of sharing a bed, camping, vacation hotel rooms etc.. never heard her fart until now
Anyway, I’ve filed for divorce. Any Non-farters interested, I’ll be available on Nov 8th. -
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Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Aug-2023 20:48:23 JST Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: Fixed it
Depp’s wife #BedShitter -
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Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 16-Aug-2023 08:58:41 JST Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: Is that the scene from Bridesmaids movie where she craps herself? -
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Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Monday, 14-Aug-2023 14:34:43 JST Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: They are the worst. I have a huge no soliciting sign on my door. Anytime the bell rings I know it’s a solar panel A-hole. They (all of the solar guys) absolutely ignore it -
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Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Monday, 14-Aug-2023 10:54:45 JST Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: Monster Java is better and less expensive -
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Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 12-Aug-2023 13:26:04 JST Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: You should probably be looking for rogain or hair plugs instead. Maybe they make a special “rogain for groomers” or something -
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Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 12-Aug-2023 13:26:03 JST Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: 😂👍😂 -
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Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Aug-2023 14:37:08 JST Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: I never liked glam rock. I remember i went to play poker at a a buddy’s house and he had a Poison poster on his wall. I was like WTF? Dude are you a fag?
He said no man!!! Poison is cool! I said nah, that shit is gay AF -
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Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Aug-2023 11:18:54 JST Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: Et tú Brutus -
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Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Monday, 07-Aug-2023 13:03:54 JST Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: We warned them. They ignored us. We warned them again. They ignored us again. We ended a war they started -
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Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Friday, 04-Aug-2023 14:14:21 JST Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: Explains your pepper-shaker necklace -
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Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Friday, 04-Aug-2023 14:04:03 JST Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: Ewww -
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Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Friday, 04-Aug-2023 14:02:37 JST Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: BREAKING: 🚨
Dianna Feinstein severely burns face after answering the iron -
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Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Monday, 31-Jul-2023 14:48:20 JST Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: Don’t know bro.. she has lots of keys hanging .. may be worlds greatest janitor -
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Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jul-2023 15:17:43 JST Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: Men can make children as long as they live. 100 years old? No prob
Women, however, are on the clock. No kids by your 30’s?? Buy some cats and get a butch haircut cuz it’s over -
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Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Friday, 21-Jul-2023 14:18:49 JST Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: Yes. Do nothing and reduce th e pool of promotion potential. Let those who do something stand out. 10yrs later those who did nothing will be working for those who did something -
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Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Friday, 21-Jul-2023 14:18:10 JST Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: How long does Fart-Shame last?
Have a female neighbor. Nice lady. Friends with my wife. Always says hi to me when we see each other outside. One day she asks me to help her lift a box of clothes into her car. As we lift the box together, she farts … loud. Look of horror on her face.
That was 2 months ago. Now, if I get home from work and she’s outside in her yard, she runs inside and closes her door. She hasn’t made eye contact with me since fart-day
I feel bad for her. How long does fart Shame last? Anyone know? Just curious